“She is WOMAN”
I am the MAN.
“She is Mother. Daughter. Wife. Sister.”
You forgot ex wife.
“She is a Person”
Not when she's unjustifiably angry over nothing.
“She is Strong, Smart, Crafty.”
Not really, only when I'm drunk, I agree.
“She is Passionate, Courageous, Generous.”
When watching the TV show Ellen.
“Cooking barefoot is only one of several superpowers.”
Modern women considers it a liability, not a superpower.
“She is Action, Emotion, Devotion.”
When I have BIG money.
“She has Hope, Beauty, Power.”
When she's in her twenties.
“She has a Brain and she knows how to use it.”
I have a Brain and Muscles and I know how to use them.
“She Gives You LIFE.”
I thought she sucks the life out of me.
“She give you RESPECT, LOVE, GRATITUDE.”
Again, when I have BIG money.
“She believes in you.”
That's because I have a BRAIN and I know how to use it.
“She will nurture you, fight for you.”
“She deserves nothing less from you.”
If I do that, what will my other girlfriend say?