Profile cover photo
Profile photo
Fabian Espitia
I write crappy satire
I write crappy satire
About
Posts

What's up guys?! WHATS UP. I FUCKING LOVE CEREAL
Add a comment...

I've been avoiding Facebook and Twitter for like 4 days now.
Avoiding that special someone.
:(
Add a comment...

o no they got me im autism now
Add a comment...

My family isn't here, so I can say "fuck your dumb baby" again
Add a comment...

Darlin', I oversee drug exchanges for a living. Do you really want my opinions on society?
Add a comment...

No one is reading this luullll
Add a comment...

MUTHA FUCKA
Add a comment...

I've been knocking this idea around in my head. It would change everything. Still, unsure how people would react to it. Just a bit of planning, and I'd roll it out next year. 2012, nothing will be the same.
Add a comment...

Anyone out there? NO OF COURSE NOT. Fun fact: crippling back pain is so common in my life I forget to bitch about it.
Add a comment...

Putting all of you in an SUV is EXACTLY what I plan on doing.
Add a comment...
Wait while more posts are being loaded