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Lord and Master of the House of Terra, Co-Captain of Team Awesome, Aged 55, going on 12.
Lord and Master of the House of Terra, Co-Captain of Team Awesome, Aged 55, going on 12.

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A bird and a bee? No! It is not so! Chapter
Three: “Can I ‘Power Word: Blah!’ The Birds And The Bees?” May 8 th -17 th ,
317 PE (June 18, 2016) Roll Call: Rhys, FiCoNiCuZn,
Alero, Deron, Argas, Lestazia, Rodney, Nunto, Warsong, Raymond The party
hung out in...

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A bird and a bee? No! It is not so! Chapter
Three: “Can I ‘Power Word: Blah!’ The Birds And The Bees?” May 8 th -17 th ,
317 PE (June 18, 2016) Roll Call: Rhys, FiCoNiCuZn,
Alero, Deron, Argas, Lestazia, Rodney, Nunto, Warsong, Raymond The party
hung out in...

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Campaign Recap: The Island, Chapters One and Two
The new campaign started about four months (fantasy time) after the previous campaign ended.  ROSTER-
The Island Augie- Rhys- Human Oracle (Dark Tapestry
mystery) Carol- FiCoNiCuZn- Svirfneblin
Alchemist Chris B- Rolof- Dwarf Fighter Chris T- Alero Lightfoo...

Off the top of my head, if I won Powerball, I would choose to remain anonymous, since that is an option. Winning such a sum would irrevocably change one's life, and not necessarily for the better, so anonymity would be absolutely mandatory.

Armed with this vast fortune, the House of Terra would wipe out all debts of friends and family, then contribute vast sums to a number of charities, most of them having to do with causes involving sick kids, wounded vets, cancer, and of course pets, particularly cats.

Then Carol and I would go around in secret, finding deserving people and causes to give money to. These adventures would eventually become a weekly television series, showing on Monday nights on your local big network affiliate, with the role of me played by Jeffery Dean Morgan, and Carol played by Lauren Cohan.

ME: It's 2016! Time for new beginnings and better habits! This is the year of getting some work done on the house, buying a better wardrobe, and paying down some old bills! This is gonna be GREAT!

LARGEST, MOST LUCRATIVE FREELANCE CLIENT I HAVE: Hey, John! Love your stuff, but we're discontinuing that entire aspect of our business, so we're cutting loose all writers and editors! Love ya, don't ever change! Good luck!

ME: Well, #@%&!

Well, as the old saying goes: When God closes a door, toss a bar stool through the plate glass window and crawl over the shattered glass. Then off to the ER for stitches!

How to best describe our recent Pathfinder gaming session....

RIP Charles the Rabbit 
Colossal Thorn-Covered T-Rex/Plant Hybrids
Good-bye, Minor Artifact
Angry Paladins
Amazons
Catfolk Threesome
Badgers, Skunks, and Winged Kittens
Catnip Snorting
Misguided Druids
Lotta Hooey

I think that just about sums it up
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