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Sebastian “baboo” P.
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Musing about corporate policies, "agile" and all kind of catcontent. Bring your own tin foil hat.
Musing about corporate policies, "agile" and all kind of catcontent. Bring your own tin foil hat.

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Probleme des Internets
oder: Wieso "Sharknado" irgendwie was mit der Realität zu tun hat

Stell dir vor, da klopft ein Hai an deiner Haustür und sagt "Wär doch schade, wenn ihrer Internetleitung was passieren würde"..

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Nobel geht die Welt zugrunde...
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Spoiler alert: it will not go well. The other interesting bit is that apparently not everyone has figured out that "productivity" means "how much someone causes good things to happen". If you count only the last part of the marathon, then would you ever value mentoring or improved tools or team cohesion or the multitude of other things that chime in the way to your named goals?

In addition, there are people out there who are constant scaffolding to everyone else. You have to watch out for them, but not because they’re trouble. Because you could be trouble :)

Their individual productivity looks poor, but they’re natural givers. You fire them, as Microsoft did, then the teams they are in, literally collapse overnight. You actually fired the most productive member of the team, who is shoring up everyone else.

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Persönliche Meinung: Eine Airline, die zu raffgierig ist ihre Daten nicht im Griff hat ihre Flieger überbucht, hat jedem der darunter leiden muß ein First-Class-Ticket im nächstmöglichen Flug (egal welche Airline) zu dessen ursprünglichen Reiseziel zu zahlen. Und wenn sie ein Mitglied einer gemeinsam reisenden Familie "auswählen" dann reist eben die gane Familie FirstClass.
Ist ja nicht so, daß es unvorhersehbar wäre wieviele Plätze so ein Flieger denn heute hat wie zB bei DieBahn.
OBEY. The beatings will continue until you voluntarily comply with police state authority. #Murica

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For those common moments..
..when you urgently need to repair your SDRAM..
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