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They have been tingling all day lol.ο»Ώ
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The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the M4 near Bridgend recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"ο»Ώ
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A little walk over the Long Mynd, 11 miles and very windy but enjoyable! ο»Ώ
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A great walk up Cader idris, Wales. Well worth the achy knees for the views between the cloud! ο»Ώ
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A great place ive been on the walk to it but i havn't managed to get to the top yet.Maybe one day.πŸ˜ƒο»Ώ
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A lovely evening for it, come on Salop!ο»Ώ
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Ride out to Shrewsbury to strech my legs. ο»Ώ
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Its one of the many things that make me swear vic!πŸ˜‚ο»Ώ
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