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Heather Skipper
Works at The Coffee Bar At The End Of The Universe
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You are so mean. I was excited...MEANIE!!!!!

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Wow. Those poor owners. To think they have every right to their privacy only to have dickheads like you getting too close to their house. I hope she throws rocks at you next time you pull this stunt. 

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The sirens gave a great performance. The girl, however, should stick to working the counter at Hollister. 

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Very VERY good!!!!
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Incredible and heart-breaking. I can't imagine what it takes to have that kind of strength. Honestly, I'm gutless some days and I give up some times. Terri is fearless!

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UH.....no.

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As it stands, I have crush 3 fingers and one thumb tonight. They're purple. 
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Best pet ever.
Pet Brick is Red. Pet Brick looks Fearsome. Pet Brick is Rioter's Weapon of Choice. Pet Brick is Tough. Pet Brick is Perfectly Happy to Occupy a Corner of a Box. Pet Brick is Fire-Hardened. Pet Brick is Rugged and Manly. Pet Brick Comes in 4"x8" or 8"x4" Sizes. Pet Brick is Sanitary, ...
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  • The Coffee Bar At The End Of The Universe
    Listening, cleaning, coaxing the espresso machine, 2000 - present
    This is a non-sequitur. For anyone whose ever written a book, I recommend stepping behind the counter in the places you have created, thus giving yourself a more in-depth look at the characters you have written into being. "The Coffee Bar At The End Of The Universe" is a joke told by Kate, the eldest of the Bay sisters. It's real name is "The Black Cat and Bob." However due to it being on the edge of town, "in the middle of Bum____, Nowhere. The place even got it's own postal code!", it has been given a very moot name. The conversations that go on inside are priceless, hilarious...and should probably never leave the property line. In order to create such a place within the Canaan of The FORGE, I had to look at it from the perspective of the person who quietly listens to conversations while cleaning cups and closing up for the night. Honestly, I would love this job!
  • A. Liddel
    White Rabbit Couriers, 2000 - present
    Wearing heart-card vests and pocket watches. Delivering messages for mad women. We always seem to be quite late.
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"You there!", "Geek.", & we mustn't forget, "You again?"
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
This is the on;y place I shop for clothes!
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
Grew up with this place and it's a necessary part of life. It's had its ups and downs (like any rarity shop) but the people at this location make it what it is. Yes, Decatur IS bigger but it doesn't have the Pratt staff. Sorry, but if I can't have the Ladies of ZG to make my shopping experience interesting then I don't want it.
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
I drove down this street just to check it out. There are three registered sex offenders living on this street. One of them has been in the news quite recently and his face is on those little info cards you get in the mail. Well, long story short, he likes to walk the street here. I recognized him from that info card. So, there's a pedophile walking the street where kids are playing on the sidewalk. Just bulldoze this neighborhood and tarmac it. You'll get more use out if it.
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Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
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I loved it back in the day. This new leaf you have turned should be tossed on the fire. Bring back the old Humphrey's. You're just not cut out for downtown. You're an outsider. And quit hiring so many damn kids! They're inexperienced assholes! My father's bar in Nashville has employees in their mid-30's but they're doing better than yours. At least they freaking acknowledge me when I walk in the door and not just because I'm the owner's kid! Hospitality should be warm and reliable, not just well-dressed and posh. You just aren't what I expected and my expectations are not really that high.
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Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
I pay $633 for a 2B/1B, 1000 Sq. Ft. w/ brand-spanking new appliances and attentive maintenance guys at one of the safest place in Huntsville. We have two resident officers that are obsessed with keeping this place in good standing with the community. There's a Kroger right next door, and Asian grocery next to that and we get a cheap liquor store BEHIND us. You get bugs everywhere you go (you're in Huntsville, deal with it). You can't really do better than this if you're wanting something inexpensive and safe. Everyone else in Huntsville either has over-priced properties (location is priced based on what shopping centers are closest) or places that are cheap for a reason (bad area, unkempt lodgings). So, consider that. I will say one thing, however. If you like sleeping in, you're SOL. The landlord schedule's maintenance for the buttcrack of dawn here. We've made many comments and they can't do anything about it. Your best bet is a bucket of water for pouring out the window onto the unsuspecting hire that's banging away at your outdoor unit. :D It sure got quiet that day!
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Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
This place is wonderful! Friendly staff and they do a PERFECT job on riding boots! Mine were even better looking when I got them back - he added a really cool medieval look for me that I got compliments on until the day I killed them. Also, he'll let you know the price and whether it's worth it to repair before he begins. Don't let the neighborhood fool you, you're in the right place.
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago