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While going through his wife's dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted his wife, and when asked about the curious items, she confessed:

"Over the years, I haven't been completely faithful to you."

"When I did fool around, I put a soybean in the drawer to remind myself of my indiscretion," she explained.

The farmer admitted that he had not always been faithful either, and therefore, was inclined to forgive and forget a few moments of weakness in his wife.

"I'm curious though," he said, "Where did the thirty dollars come from?"

"Oh that, " his wife replied, "Well, when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel, I sold out!"
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A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
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Alcohol is the bane of any weight loss program. In itself, alcohol may have health benefits (the antioxidants in red wine come to mind here), but it hurts a serious effort at dropping weight. Alcohol dehydrates the body, making injuries and exhaustion more likely. Many beers and other brews, also contain high amounts of calories, which settle in the midsection and are difficult to burn. The term "beer belly" was created for a good reason.
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A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars -- there's nothing left! This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."

The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."

The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."

She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."
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I am proud of myself. I finished the puzzle in just 6 months while the box said 2 to 4 years.
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Congrats! +Mariah Smith ..now you have more time to visit this community..enjoy!;-p
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If the thought of exercising or working out to burn calories fills you with dread and leaves you feeling unmotivated, try using a different word, or avoiding the term entirely. Focus on activities you enjoy that also burn calories, like walking on the beach, riding your bike or playing with your dog.
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Replace white bread with whole grain in your diet. White bread is made from refined flour that has been stripped of its nutrients and fibrous qualities. On the other hand, whole grain bread is made from flour that includes all parts of the grain. So whole grain bread is more nutritious than white bread.
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Boredom can lead to overeating and weight gain. Try to keep yourself busy with things that have nothing to do with food. Check to see if there are any local activities near you that you are interested in. It can be an added plus if you find an exercise class that you enjoy. You will avoid eating because your are bored and you will get a work out.
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"Breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, sup like a pauper."
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Good advice!
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Boys insult each other, but they really don't mean it. Girls compliment each other but they don't mean it either.
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