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João Rita
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Good news: it's not a software bug.
Bad news: it's the whole instalation

Well... at least my foul ups don't kill anyone...
Badly-configured software, that is, not badly-written software
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One of the often forgotten consequences of modern warfare: unexploded munitions.
The vast area around the French city of Verdun remains suspended in the year 1916. During the First World War, these hills and gorges were cratered by a co
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Trains... pffft...
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Weird fact: the elevator doors where I work make the exact same sound as the doors on Aliens. Should I be worried?...
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Just make sure you have a Caterpillar P-5000 Powered Work Loader handy, you'll be fine :)
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Is anyone using the french G1 R tank? what do you think of it?
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With new technology comes new business opportunities.


I laughed so hard when I saw this. I used to commute to downtown Chicago, and have seen people who could use this setvice...
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haha lol!!!
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Some people make me wonder how the hell we ever evolved out of the savanas...

Seriously... what the frak...
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Irony and karma hits history as well...
You have to see the funny side to these memorable stories.  
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Help take a ...Bite outta Crime.
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All hail the coffee gods!
If you are a true coffee lover then you will be thrilled to learn these facts.  
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SciFi nut, gamer, atheist, avid reader. Work in IT
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Science fiction & Fantasy fan, RPGNETer, player of tabletop miniature games(Warhammer 40k, Dystopian Wars, Firestorm Armada), avid reader, movie fan, player of World of Warcraft and World of Tanks. Terry Pratchett fanatic!

On a more personal note, am an atheist, amateur historian, and news adict.
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Had 3 of my "Panzer General" scenarios used by a sargent of the US airborne, for training
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IT Tech Support, sysadmin, and general all-purpose fixer... like any IT worker...
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