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Whoever said "patience is a virtue" has never experienced "slow internet"

A student failed law & decided to make a deal with professor

Student: sir, do u know everything about law?
Prof: yes

Student; if you can answer this question,i will accept my final marks, if you can't, you have to give me 'A" professor agreed

The boy asked, 'what is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?

The prof thought about it for hours & pondered... But no answer. He had to finally give up as he really did not know. He gave the boy his 'A' The following day, professor asked same Question to his students.

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.
He asked one student the same question. He answered: sir, you're 65, married to 28 year old, this is legal but not logical.

Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal. Your wife's boyfriend has failed his exam & yet you have given him an 'A' It's neither logical nor legal!

The professor collapsed!

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Dosti Roxxx!!!
A sweet line after a huge fight :
"Chal sale ab 1 thanda toh pila"..
A sweet line for a friend when scolded from teacher :
"Chhod na yaar ye puri pagal hai. ..
Apne piche hi padi rehti hai.
A sweet line when a group
member absent : "Sala kahi ladki k sath hoga".
A sweet line when any of our
friend got dumped :
"Chhod na vo tere type ki nahi
thi" .
A sweet line to your friends
when we were blank at exams :
"Sale kitni sheet bharega? Muje
to bata". .
A sweet line when all group got
punished :
"Sab teri wajah se hua kaminey".
With tears,the sweetest line when all separate :
"Jaa sale hum toh chhote log hai
na,tum bade log humse baat
thodi karoge"..!! :)

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                      World Biggest Diamond Hole

 Name:    Huge Open Pit Mine
Location : East Siberia, Russia
525 m deep, 1200 meters in diameter. The air zone within this mine is closed for helicopters - a few accidents occurred when they were "sucked in" by downward air flow. Track dimensions are:
Length 13,360 mm, Width 7,780 mm, Height 6,650 mm
YouTube : World Biggest Diamond mine Rusiia

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Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

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