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The world's stocks of seafood will have collapsed by 2050 at present rates of destruction by fishing, scientists said yesterday.
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(I sometimes eat in at a pizza joint about a block or so down the road from work when my shift is over and I'm hungry enough to eat a rhinoceros.  I'm doing so after a very busy Christmas week shift I...
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(A group of twenty-somethings and their parents walks in to our apres ski bar. They order tapas and drinks. Our ski town just endured a weeklong series of under-aged drinking busts, so establishments ...
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(I have recently quit my job and am working the cash register on my last scheduled day. I've made it to my last half hour without incident. At the time, the shift supervisor and I are the only people ...
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(I'm tired and it's really late. I take the train home, only to hear that there's a problem on my normal route and I'll have take a different one. At this point I'm not in the best of moods, only made...
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(A coworker is helping a woman find a roast for a dinner party. She isn't paying any attention to her kid; he has decided to start using the cereal boxes on display as his own punching bags, knocking ...
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(I have a Hispanic name, but was born in raised in the United States; therefore, I have no accent. The phone rings and I'm the closest so I go to pick it up.) Me: "Having a great day at [Restaurant...
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(Just the pharmacist and I are working the late shift, around 2:00 am. at a popular 24-hour pharmacy. An elderly woman, who has a reputation for getting prescriptions early, hands me a script for pain...
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(A woman approaches my register and slams a pile of clothes on the counter.) Me: "Did you find everything okay?" Customer: *giggles* "Yep. This trip was a steal!" Me: "Well, we all get lucky,...
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(My coworker goes to see a 94-year-old patient who had been confused overnight.) Coworker: "Good morning, Mr. [Patient]. How are you today?" Patient: *in a very measured voice* "Terrible, doctor...
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(We are currently having a shoe sale which is 'buy two and get a third pair half price.' The sign also states they have to be purchased in the one transaction. A woman comes in; her English is not ver...
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(I work in the food court of a warehouse store. We have signs that clearly say 'cash or check only' above the registers. Someone comes up and orders their food.) Me: "All right, let me get that for...
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