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In which all the fucks are sad.
Call Mara Wilson a "sad fuck", will you, E.L. James?  Well, I've got some news for you: all of the fucks in your book are sad. In fact, we're heading into a particularly sad one right now, as when we last left our heroes, ...
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I have great admiration for your perseverance, Cliff. You've made it more than twice as far through this schlock than I did.

I agree with every one of your comments. Beefy McMidas is a douche of the first order.
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In which Ana hates sex, no, loves it, no, REALLY hates it, no...
It's baaaaaack. When we last saw our heroes, Stud BeefThud had arranged a really weird gynecologist exam for Ana at his house, because he is rich in the creepiest possible way. Content warnings for this chapter: Emotional a...
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I graduated and the party is back on!  Starting with a "30 Days of Kink" challenge to get back in the swing of original kink writing.
I live!  I live!  I graduated nursing school, am still waiting for a test date for my boards, and I live! I live, and I want to write again.  I've been writing every day on my tumblr, but that's not the same.  It's a big mish...
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Nice. Looking forward to reading what you write.
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This one is really bad.  Just awful, you guys.  It's like, I want to write about things besides abuse, but literally nothing else happens!
I'm back!  Unfortunately, I've been going through some bad depression once again, so... yeah.  That's why.  I'm getting treatment and hopefully will be on the up-slope soon. (No, I'm not depressed from reading Fifty Shades of...
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There is no joy left in this. We are slogging through Hell.
When we last read Fifty Shades of Grey, our hero was threatening our heroine with rape and furiously badgering her any time she disagreed with him over petty little things.  ...That could describe any chapter in the book.  Yo...
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Probably just as bad as finding out that your daughter's school offers, besides other activities, technology/engineering and mountainbiking courses in the afternoon, but only boys are allowed in those two. Can anyone check the calendar, do we really have 2014 here in Germany?
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Featuring as little Miley Cyrus as possible.
How could I have let Cosmocking slide?  What has become of me? Rather than stretch things out by doing the three (!) backlogged Cosmos I've got separately, I'm just going to make a mega-post with a little bit of the worst fro...
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On the third day of kinkmas my #pervocracy gave to me... "how did you learn you were kinky?" 
Day 3: How did you discover you were kinky? How did you discover you have arms? I masturbated for a long time before I understood it was masturbation.  I knew that such a thing existed, but it was dirty and sleazy and despera...
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In which saying "I'm kinky" isn't so hard, but getting into details gets uncomfortable fast.
 Day 2: List your kinks. 1. Butts 2. Butts 3. Buttttttsssss With that out of the way... this one is difficult for me.  I've never really experienced sexuality as an itemized list of fetishes.  I can't say, like, "rope bo...
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In which sexiness is told, but misery is shown.
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With bonus actually-happy BDSM scene!  Please note this bonus is not from the book, and in fact could not exist in the universe of the book.
ANNOUNCEMENT: I will be speaking at the University of Chicago Sex Week again this year!  I'll be talking about "Sex Outside The Lines" at 7pm on Saturday, February 8, on the second floor of the Logan Center (915 E 60th St.)  ...
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There's no physical violence in this one, at least!  So that's pretty romantic!
In the last chapter, our hero broke into our heroine's house and raped her.  So.  Really nowhere to go but up from here, I guess. Content warnings for this chapter: emotional abuse (like, a LOT), sexual harassment.  You kno...
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In which our sexy hero commits outright rape.
This is not going to be a very funny chapter. I would not blame you one bit if you skipped it. I'm going to go through it, for the sake of complete commentary, but there's a point in this chapter where there's no hope of maki...
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