Speaking the truth is sometimes one of the hardest things to do. It can make you unpopular. It can even get you killed. But, never be sorry to speak the truth. That some others will not see that truth or will refuse to see that truth does not diminish that truth. Truth and facts are immutable and not something that others get to vote on.
Okay, so maybe this isn’t a real thing yet… but, c’mon, you know it’s coming! With the tagline “Bringing eye contact back to the 21st century” the Texting Hat is here to solve all your phone zombie problems. What a great invention. You look like you actually care when in reality zero fucks are given!
Right now they’re not for sale, but the Texting Hat website encourages you to just make your own goddamned hat:
The directions are foolproof...