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Aspiring Parkourist
Aspiring Parkourist

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Draw me like one of your French kittehs.
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Meow???
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My mommy +Jade Q Wang got me a kitteh foosball table, but it's a full body workout.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTp-VGP1SM4
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I just had the most horrible experience. It started on Wednesday when I couldn't pee. I meowed at my human and he seemed very concerned. Then all of the sudden I was taken beyond the edge of the world and to a new one, full of stuff I'd never seen before. Humans there poked me and prodded me and then somehow I fell asleep and when I woke up I had a tube in my pee hole. I was in a cage and my humans weren't there but there were other humans and cats. I growled at the humans to let me go and swiped at them when they came near but they just put a little sign on my cage with a picture of a cat wearing boxing gloves.

Then after two days my humans arrived and rescued me! They broke me out and we escaped back to our world.

But now I have the opposite problem. I keep wetting myself. It's really embarrassing. Also my humans keep shoving icky things in my mouth and making me swallow them. But then they pet me and give me treats. I guess it's better than being in the upside-down.
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What mah humans looked like when they watched the election.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kgRFHaNo-Y
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This puzzle is hard. Can you help me figure it out?
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Let's break it down!

::drops the beat::
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Halp. Please send halp. Teh humans have weird holiday traditions. Where are the kitteh treats?
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11/2/16
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I fits! Now, how do I get up?
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Mah baby pictures! I used to have blue eyes and then they turned green. #ThrowbackThursday
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10/27/16
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