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joe cipale
Works at Oracle Corporation
Attended Portland State University
Lived in Des Moines, IA
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Is looking to move further and further away from farcebook. That site is getting really f***ing annoying!
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I'm still more or less at the "checking in" stage here on G+. But it's inevitable - I WILL migrate here, eventually :)
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Has come to realize that the 'more' I use google+, the less I find to enjoy about it. Cluttered and unimpressive is the kindest words I can offer.
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Sadly, it may be time to rethink LinkedIn. A number of friends/acquaintances have had their profiles hacked into and they are also sending out spam. The volume is getting to be quite annoying.
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Ok, how goddamn HARD is it to simply give me two bagels in a frigging BAG and:
a - NOT SLICE THE DAMN THINGS?
b - NOT BUTTER THE DAMN THINGS?
c - Upon screwing up THE FIRST ORDER, promptly screw up THE SECOND order by
d - SLICING THE DAMN BAGELS!
e -BUTTERING THE DAMN BAGELS!

Why is it that, in a Service Based economy, Customer Service is THE LAST thing that companies put any effort into?
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I've got nobody around here that makes a decent bagel. Back a few years ago there was a local bakery that made the best bagels, I loved the sun dried tomato bagel, but he gave it up and focused on doughnuts instead, Bleah!
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"Software: Part magic, part voo-doo, all science!"

qoute from an Oracle Training class I took this morning
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google+ is allowing spam. I think I know wher the fuck they are going to end up with regards to my usage model (can you say 'Blocked?)
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Wonders what the hell an existence without computers would be like?

Based on the fact that one of mine died today, I would imagine pretty damn good!
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Is going to love the look on the Office Manager at the BoA branch where I have had my account for 35 YEARS when I close it down next week. Think he will mind if I take a picture?
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He said, "Let me know if there is something we can do to win your business back." I told him I'd joined a local credit union. His response was, "Oh... okay." I was pretty underwhelmed by his attempt to win me back. Good riddance.
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Of course... after beating my head against the wall to complete/compile/release a test before EOD on Friday, I found out that the hardware i am testing os is being commandeered for other uses. Ok, I am more than ready for Beer:30
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Now it is Beer O' Clock1 :D
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Or more gravity
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Senior Software Engineer
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  • Oracle Corporation
    Software Engineer 3, present
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Des Moines, IA - Boston, MA - Aberdeen, WA - Vancouver, WA
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Exercising my higher math skills to count from 0 to 1
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  • Portland State University
    Electrical Engineering, 1986 - 1989
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