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Andrew Hall
Attended Bridgewater State College
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Here is a shirt with a joke I use in  my stand-up act. #blacklivesmatter  
A lot of people in America don't want to think slavery was real. It was. 
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ISIS Fighter Learns Calculus During Near Death Experience
A similar rifle to the one that injured the jihadist. MOSUL, IRAQ Mohammad Omar, foot soldier of ISIS, was pronounced dead at a local medical facility only to regain consciousness minutes later with an in depth knowledge of calculus.  Very serious about goo...
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God Rebrands Himself As Neil Patrick Harris
Yahweh, commonly known to the multitudes as God, has announced that He is rebranding Himself as Neil Patrick Harris. This radical change is on the heels of the increasing awareness that God's former brand reflected an ideal that simply doesn't fit into the ...
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Mississippi Lawmaker Demands The Alphabet Be Abolished In Order To Raise Literacy Scores
Mississippi's state flag. Jackson, Mississippi   Republican State Representative Arnold Stupeo has proposed a bill that would ban the teaching of the alphabet in public schools. House Bill  71 (HB 71), commonly known as Big Bird's Bill , has passed out of c...
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Mississippi, Arizona, Alabama, and Arkansas have politicians who act like they understand education while doing their best to demonstrate a lack of same. Any wonder those 4 states spend less per student than the other 46 states do?
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Chapel Hill Shootings
The shooting of three Muslims near North Carolina University at Chapel Hill by Craig Stephen Hicks a "militant atheist" ( The Telegraph's term, not mine ) has been in the news for a day or so at this point. The specifics of the incident are appalling. Were ...
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God, And The Real Reason Why Boston Is Getting All That Snow
A Boston man reflects on shoveling more snow. Boston, MA  New England's regional hub is reeling from a record snowfall this winter, and the Almighty is quick to claim credit for it. "I just want to make it clear that I am not cursing Boston in the same way ...
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Here is a satirical post satirizing a satirical story Richard Dawkins tweeted earlier today
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"F*ck them," God stated. "F*ck them with the whole produce section at the Stop 'n Shop if they don't like Gay God." - from the article
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"The ingenious part of my bill is that we alter the state exam so that abolishing the alphabet is not an issue," Rep Stupeo stated. - from the article
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Damn, those Mississippites are smart people!
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Something I cooked up. 
OK, no kitchen utensils were used or abused in the process.
#atheism  
Every day we get to decide whether or we stand up for ourselves and what we believe in or bow down. Enjoy telling the world that you are your own person, and that no one should live their lives on their knees.
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God, And The Real Reason Why Boston Is Getting All That Snow
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lol meanwhile in Scandinavia it's warm and the snow has melted.
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I work with men who are survivor's of brain trauma. I'm also a dad -- that is a job.
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I'm a good cook, do stand-up comedy, and engage in all sorts of nerdy/geeky activities.
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Religion is far more dangerous than cancer. At least cancer responds to radiation. I've tried microwaving the Bible several times and yet Pat Robertson is still walking around.
Introduction
I've killed all the replicants who say they are Andrew Hall. They're no longer dreaming of electric sheep.
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Look, all of my successes involve me not ending up in a psych inpatient ward.
Education
  • Bridgewater State College
    Psychology, 1993
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Panera Bread, what's the problem? The girl sweeping the floor in your Harvard Square store unplugged my computer and did a piss poor job in apologizing. I go to your website, and I need the receipt to give you feedback. She is now moving the chair to my table without saying excuse me.
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