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Flabby Hoffman
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Searching high and low for the undiscovered groove.
Searching high and low for the undiscovered groove.

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This post is sponsored by the new Easy Bake Dutch Oven.  The first fart powered cooking device since the George Foreman Grill.  Now bake your muffins with air muffins. Why not buy two!
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The all new FlabbyHoffman.com website is up and ready to groove you in ways that cannot be expressed with mere words.  Its been nearly 6000 years since the site was previously updated (and that was only to post a gig that I had over at Phyllis').  So why not take a click and voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir at http://www.flabbyhoffman.com that's the link…click it or ticket.  Mucho macho thanks to the good guys over at SixFStudios who built this site with only an old Commodore 64 and some cheese cloth…but more importantly for putting up with my insane ramblings and keeping this thing pointed in the right direction.
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The freakin Pep Boys torment me with their diabolical mind games...trying to give me the Gaslight treatment.  Well Manny, Moe and Jack....you relentless bastards...I'm on to you.  You frickin sickos won't get the best of me you bloodsucking slags!
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Thanks to Eric Schelkopf, blogger extraordinaire and tireless supporter of the music scene for publishing his extensive interview with me on his great blog The Total Scene.  Even if you don't like me and/or think I'm a bloviating human version of a dutch oven, please click on Eric's column every month or so and see what's new and cool on the Chicago scene and help support the man who helps out all us creative types keep pushing forward.  http://thetotalscene.blogspot.com/2013/07/chicago-musician-flabby-hoffman.html
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I heard Egypt wants a Coup De Ta-Ta…I got your Coup De Ta-Ta's right here!   http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/flabbyhoffman3
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Comics needed for show at Phyllis Musical Inn on 07/09/13. 5 Minute showcase sets starting around 9:30pm or 10pm. Comics must provide their own fully self contained haz-mat suit and road flares.
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Stellar friend to Chicago musicians Erik Oldman has added a Flabby track from our new album Coup De Ta-Ta’s on the latest smokin edition of his Rock In Chicago show (link to listen above).   “Lucky Duck” (the song about a duck having sex with a human female for the first time as told from the perspective of the duck) just after the 43:00 minute mark, but I recommend listening to the whole thing cause he’s gonna turn you on to some great jams.  All my musician friends out there should click and like and help support this guy as much as he supports us
http://soundcloud.com/rockinchicagoshow/rock-in-chicago-show-june-20
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Thanks to Tony Carr for adding a couple of the FH Trio novelty songs on Chicago's Comedy Scene Radio http://www.chicagoscomedyscene.com/# He's added "Ballsheimers" (a semi-autobiographical tale about not having a sex in so long that you get Alzheimers…of the balls) and "Lucky Duck" our song about a duck having sex with a human female for the first time as told from the perspective of the duck.  The band has decided to donate all our residuals from these spins to buying prosthetic pubic wigs for crotch follicle challenged Eskimos.
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Me without my makeup from my 1993 Playgirl nude pictoral entitled "Flabby Gone Wild."
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