I am who I am. I make no apologies or excuses for myself. Take me as you will.
I wasn't born this way. I was born a baby.
They call me elzy, eli, ellie, elle, elles, elzysaurus, e, easy-e, e-sleazy, smiley and all this jazz. I'm a huge contradiction. I love to sing but I hate the sound. I would like to say I'm like no one you'll ever meet. But there are about six billion other people in this world, so my odds don't look so good. But, if you're still willing to give me a shot, I think we'd get on.
I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich Mahogany, also I have once climbed a mountain.