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Jana Majeed
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Yay! Another episode ^_^
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Nice piccy, could use votes...hint hint
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I've just uploaded my picture of an owl to a photo competition. It would be awesome if you could check it out and maybe vote for it if you like it. (The blue thumbs up button) http://www.noroff.no/konkurranser?view=entry&id=29&entryID=21922
Hjelp din venn med å vinne en reise, et Canon 5D kamera og en dag på photoshoot med Svein Bringsdal, eller send inn ditt eget bidrag nå!
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Saw this and thought of Andre at once for some reason....
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My computer has Spartans...

Customer: “Hi, my son says that I have Spartans on my laptop and I should bring it to you guys.”

Tech Support: “…Ma’am? Spartans?”

Customer: “Yes, I called my son at school and told him that screens keep popping up all the time, and he said that I have Spartans.”

Me: “Oh! You mean Trojans! That’s a possibility; let me run this analyzer on your laptop real quick and we’ll see what’s going on.”

Customer: “Young man, my son is in college and he says it has Spartans. You just stand here in a little uniform and make minimum wage. I think my son knows what he is talking about.”

Tech Support: “You’re right ma’am. I was hoping to run a diagnostic and find out that it wasn’t Spartans, but just by looking at the login screen, I can tell that you probably have about 300 of the little guys running around.”

Customer: “300?! Is that bad?”

Tech Support: “It’s horrible. They cram themselves into a bottleneck and kill wave after wave of data, until there is a wall of dead programs blocking any more traffic through your computer.”

Customer: “Oh, that just figures. I’m going to go buy a new computer.”

Tech Support: “Ok, ma’am, I think that would be best.”



Thanks to +Jeff Jockisch for this hilarious post!

more: Can't Fix Stupid: Ridiculous Tech Support Quotes http://chach.ee/sLy1vc
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Love seeing all the moving photos from 2011 - warning, some of them are very graphic.
Alireza Yavari originally shared:
 
LIFE 2011's Pictures of the Year
A must see, must share gallery (warning: few graphic images are included)

Every year is made up of countless moments that humble us, terrify us, sadden us. Moments that make us laugh, cringe, shake our heads in disbelief or wonder. Photographers strive to capture those moments, to tell us something of the times we live in. This gallery presents the pictures that did just that over the past year:

Source: www.life.com
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Reminds me of Raiders of the Lost Ark, when the US government hides the ark of the convenant in a federal warehouse o.0
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What It Looks Like Inside AMAZON
These pictures are from Swansea, Wales. The Amazon Swansea fulfillment center is one of the largest Amazon warehouses in the world. This where all your stuff come from!
(Photos: Getty Images / Matt Cardy)

Amazon handles more than 150 orders/sec at peaks. That's 12.960.000 orders/day!
Now add Zappos.com , Endless.com , Soap.com , Diaper.com , Woot.com and other companies owned by Amazon to the equation to melt your brain.
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Finally, a great play-through of Shadow of the Game. Love this guys voice acting =)
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Lol....irl.
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What a great dad does for his kid...
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Presenting the most-watched video ads on YouTube in 2011
A great ad can make you laugh or make you cry - and there have been some excellent ones this year, many of which you watched countless times. Remember pint-sized Darth Vader working on the Force? How about T-Mobile’s Royal Wedding dance (http://goo.gl/hror3)? You should, because they were the two most-watched video ads of the year.

To find out the rest of the top ten, head to www.youtube-global.blogspot.com
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If you have any favorite quotes, please let me know by leaving a comment on this post. Your suggestion can become the next Wisdom Poster. Thank You. +Wisdom
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Aww, he is sooo cute! Someone needs to give the little guy some real ants.
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oh, this? it's nothing... just a lizard... PLAYING A VIDEO GAME! http://youtu.be/WTpldq3myV0
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Wow, that dog should go into acting! He is a natural!
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I just "died" watching this.
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It's actually narcolepsy. It's pretty common in dalmatians.
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  • Norwegian School of Information Technology
    Bachelors in Information technology with focus game design, 2009 - present
  • California State University, East Bay
    Teachers credential, 1996 - 1997
  • University of Oslo
    Masters Organic Chemistry, 1986 - 1994
  • Oklahoma State University–Stillwater
    Chemical Engineering, 1981 - 1984
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