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Oh, dear. I appear to have got a bit of blood mixed into my alcohol stream. Oh, this will never do. Corrective measures must be taken.
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And yes, I did copy the above from my facebook page. What the hell do you people expect of me in my current condition?
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In accordance with the First Rule of Google+ (One MUST Talk About Google+), let me tell you how I’m using it: I’m playing Fantasy Dinner Party.
Each day, I find a few famous names – celebrities, people faking celebrities, people faking fictional characters – and I put them, with a few very special friends, in circles labeled “Fantasy Dinner Party 1, 2, 3...”
Now, on my Circles page, they look like they’re all sitting round little dinner tables. Mousing over each character, I imagine their dialogue as my guests engage in witty conversation, charged political discussion, and shameless flirting.
You may call it mad; I prefer to think of it as whimsical.
My greatest regret is that both Neil Gaiman and Warren Ellis abandoned Google+ before I got here (and I’ve not yet found fake profiles of them). I am therefore forced to express all Gaiman dialogue as messages passed on by Amanda Fucking Palmer, and to play Ellis myself.
“Dance for me, my little meat puppets, dance!”
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Considering a change of career. Am given to understand financial remuneration much higher for being literally (as opposed to figuratively) pissed on.
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I would spend time composing something really witty for this space, but I have to go to work. Real Life is such an impediment, yeah?
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Hey Mary! :-)
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Love to chat, but telly's on. Pour yourself a cocktail and grab a seat. We'll talk later.