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Darren Worrow
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Read Some Noize; Spannered by Bert Random
You’ve dropped the kids off and now it’s just you and the
open road. You take the Little Mix CD out of the player and slip one of your
own choosing in, intending to relive your misspent youth. Despite the fond
memories it may provoke, half-hour into your “r...

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No Surprises Living in Devizes: Sling and Stone
No Surprises
Living in Devizes Sling and
Stone David sleuth
Goliath with a sling and a stone, but this election reminded me more of the
scene in Independence Day when they fired their nukes at the mothership without
effect. The promise Corbyn
would become p...

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No Surprises Living in Devizes (unedited)
Hello everyblobby, being it's the big day tomorrow and the last fortnight's worth of my humble column, with interviews from the our local Green and Labour candidates, have faced some pretty heavy editing, I thought it'd post the pieces as i originally wrote...

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I know Steve Andrews, read about him in The Sun.
I know Steve Andrews, read about him in The Sun. Why should we take heed of what mainstream media publishes as "news" yet disregard what the free press issues? Politics aside for this, here's a shining example of my point. The tabloids go to town on singer/...

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No Surprises Living in Devizes: A Country Gone to the Dogs
No Surprises Living in Devizes A Country Gone to the Dogs Darren Worrow Tories dubbed Labour’s nationalisation manifesto as “a return
to the 1970s,” while our titanium-lady called for a return to ripping foxes to
shreds, pulling wheelchairs out from under t...

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No Surprises Living in Devizes: Feeling Lucky Punk?
I can tell it’s Taser when my eyes are shut. Okay, joke may go over the head of younger readers. You don’t see the citrus fizzy pop much these days; it’s all about electrical weapons. Being Wiltshire has one of the lowest crime rates in the country but pecu...

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The Rise and Fall of Doctor Risenfall
I’m just a
young lad, been delivering this crazy old man’s newspapers for so long I cannot
recall a day when I didn’t. I never see him but despise walking up his cluttered
path. There’s a variety of chocolate bar vending machines in states of
disrepair, hea...

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Brexit reminds me of Terminator 2.......
Brexit reminds
me of Terminator 2, when they bust into the home and destroy the study of the
scientist who created Skynet, Sarah Connor narrates they face the world with an
uncertain future for the first time. There’s a degree of optimism at that point
in t...

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Prejudge Assisted Pop
A Lambretta
scooter propped up against the railings on the Brunswick Docks awaits the
return of its owner. A young, upper-working class guy, attired in an Italian suit
scans the flotsam washed upon the shore. He’s hunting vinyl, the London fashion
of Mod cu...
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