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Steven Olsen
Works at Carlsagansdanceparty.com
Lives in Independence, Missouri
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My favorite sitcom is the one where none of the characters are capable of honesty and they all manipulate the people close to them. 
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Curious George is hard to take at face value when you know that monkeys smile as a threat display. 
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Every time I plan a daring heist, I always get busted during the introduction montage at the beginning. 
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Due to an obscure loophole in the contract, Marvel Studios can make an X-Men movie without Fox, but only if Nicholas Cage plays 4 parts
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I wonder if Mike Godwin ever catches himself making a Hitler comparison and then feels extra bad for the rest of the day.
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Most of the things credited to Thomas Edison were really invented by Jack Kirby. 
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My favorite prehistoric animal is the redactyl. These terrifying creatures were always blotting out government documents in the Cretaceous.
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In my hard science fiction novel a team of brilliant scientists pursues a revolutionary hypothesis. The experimental results are null. 
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WOMAN ABOUT TO FUCK LEONARDO DICAPRIO: I've always fantasized about this
LEONARDO: The real fantasy is thinking we can ignore global warming. 
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No, that's a common mistake. Frankenstein is the scientist, that's Frankenstein's monster truck. 
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It's like Jesus said, love thy neighbor even if they are sometimes being an annoying libertarian.
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Independence, Missouri
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Springfield, Missouri - Portland, Oregon
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Comedy writer for Carl Sagan's Dance Party.
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I'm a comedy writer currently living in the midwest.  I also spend a lot of energy assisting local freethought groups.
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Writer of the fake history book, Unbelievable History.
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  • Carlsagansdanceparty.com
    Comedy writer, 2009 - present
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Steven Olsen
Takes tip money from servers to pay credit card fees. Unacceptable.
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Horrible, discriminatory business.
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
Does not pay employees for training. Terrible hotel. Spend your money at a hotel that has some professionalism instead.
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Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
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Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
Sues critics. Do not attend!
Public - 4 years ago
reviewed 4 years ago