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E.J. Patten
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Author of The Hunter Chronicles from Simon & Schuster. Grower of goatee. Surgeon of words.
Author of The Hunter Chronicles from Simon & Schuster. Grower of goatee. Surgeon of words.

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No News Is, etc.
Ever hear the saying "no news is good news?" It's a lie. Mostly. Health-wise, I've been doing pretty well for over a year now. So why haven't I finished the next Hunter Chronicles book (or any book for that matter)? I have no idea. Well, I have some idea. O...

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Throwaway Ideas
I've had some really terrible ideas. I mean awful. Sometimes they pop up while I'm reading. Other times, they might hit me in the middle of a conversation. Someone says something and I make ridiculous connections.  Bad ideas are the dark side of a creative ...

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Just A Flesh Wound
Still alive. I had surgery about three weeks ago--my fourth in roughly a year, as it turns out. The upside to all the cutting is that I've now learned enough medical jargon to fulfill my dream of writing Boogie Schnauzer, Dog M.D. The downside, of course, i...

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Surfacing
Rumors of my abduction have been moderately exaggerated. I'm still here despite evidence to the contrary.  For those of you wondering when my next book is coming out...I have no idea.  Bad answer, I know.  I have several works in progress--including the thi...

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I blogged. Follow the link to find out how Charlie from "Charlie and The Chocolate Factory" faired as a CEO, and how Mogli from "The Jungle Book" is doing after that public urination scandal.

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A post about curiosity and toast.

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For your enjoyment and/or humiliating scorn...

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Today is launch day for THE LEGEND THIEF! I've now raised over $3.72 for my new toupee. Honestly, I couldn't be more proud. 
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"The Hunter Chronicles, Book 2: The Legend Thief" comes out on March 5, 2013. The King's English bookstore is hosting a launch party, so stop by if you're in the Salt Lake City, Utah area. 
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