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A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests
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Dude i am liking ur posts :) experiences says a lot
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*Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar and discussing
about their family problems..*
*Shot after shot……… *
*The Indian man said to the American, We have problem in India. We can’t
marry the one whom we love. You know my parents are forcing me to get
married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met
once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I
don't love... I told them that only and now have a hell lot of family
problems.*
*The American said, talking about love marriages... In America We can marry
the one whom we love ……I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I
deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell
in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my
son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. *
*Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More
problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he
is my uncle. *
*Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my
brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I
am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems. *
* *
The Indian fainted........!!!
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Rajni was chewing pan and he spit on a building. Now it is called the Red Fort!
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Bhagwan Ram aur Ravan bada serious Yudh kar rahe
they...

Tabhi Ravan Ram ke piche kisi ko khada hua dekh kar
achanak se bola...Chal Ok Bye!!!

Ram - Par Kyu???

Ravan - Nahi yaar bye.

Ram - Are par kya hua???

Ravan - Yaar Tune choti si baat par RAJNIKANT ko bula liya!!! :)
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tooo good :) LOL
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Galileo used Lamp to study…. Graham Bell used Candle… Shakespeare studied under street light…..
Do you know about Rajinikanth??
Only Agarbathi
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good one
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A boy's eye is
Faster than Google in searching a
Beautiful girl in crowd...
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But
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A boy's heart is slower than
Government bus while
Proposing a Girl whom he truly
Loves.
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Kay karey Boss .. Dil ka jo mamula hey .. (what to do boss, its the matter of heart)... :)
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Rajini got angry on his servant because he was not cleaning properly and threw him out of his window...today that boy is called Harry Potter
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Rajni went to world cooking championship,ofcourse Rajni won, but guess what did he make in final???..
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Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer!!!
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You have become Rajni fan!
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Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth. Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.
Facebook founder Mark Zukerburg is hospitalized with serious injury…… Reason- Rajnikant poked him on facebook…
Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography ………. Today that book is known as Guiness book of world records….
Once Rajnikant Participated In Bike Race Dont Even Try To Guess What Happened Rajnikant Won The Race On Neutral Gear..
Rajnikant was practising for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!
A basket ball player spun a basketball on his finger and asked Rajnikant can u do it? Rajani-how do u think the earth spins?
Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
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Rajni hired a writer to pen his actions. Today that guy is called Ravi D Chandra.
LOL!!! :)
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