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Brent Ozar
Works at Brent Ozar PLF, LLC
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Psst - there's only 22 entries in @Idera_Software's contest for a free @SQLCruise, and the deadline is Monday! http://www.idera.com/Promo/Get-a-Life-Contest/
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I hadn't heard about it until I saw your post....wonder why they kept it secret? (no wonder there are only 22 entries).
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Just donated to Team in Training to support @YanniRobel's first marathon: http://pages.teamintraining.org/oswim/tinkerb12/yrobel
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Missed my Blitz 2.0 session at #SQLPASS? Join me for today's free @BrentOzarPLF Tech Triage Tuesday webcast: http://brentozarevents.webex.com
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Aw! I love your Triage Tuesdays but have to miss today :( No fair!
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My old code is like this YouTube video. Nobody was killed, but it's only due to luck. youtu.be/GoCqvnJFUUA
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Please no more. I laughed until I hurt on this video.
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My favorite photo from #SQLPASS so far - the @redgate Exceptional DBA 2011 party as seen through @bradmcgehee's eyes. on.fb.me/pKdxbC
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Setting up my SQLCruise 2012 flights and hotel, sitting in the Atlanta airport. On the road again...
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Most popular link from this week's email: a 2006 Microsoft blog against clusters: http://bit.ly/tP7tgH Subscribe: http://eepurl.com/gBIWb
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Mashup of Orff's Carmina Burana with … rapper hands. Really fun stuff starting around 1min45sec. MATRIX 161 / Rashaad Newsome, The Conductor
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Not fun watching for me but this classical music is heavenly for ears and for soul.
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From #SQLRUN, the Portland Half Marathon.
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Did you win? ;)
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You never count your records
when you're fillin' up the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the loads are done
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That's horrible. I love it!
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That's pretty sweet
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Consultant and Co-Founder, Brent Ozar PLF, LLC
Employment
  • Brent Ozar PLF, LLC
    Consultant, 2011 - present
  • SQLskills
    Consultant, 2010 - 2011
  • Quest Software
    SQL Server Expert, 2008 - 2010
  • Southern Wine & Spirits
    Database Administrator, 2005 - 2008
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Houston, TX
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SQL Server, SAN, VMware consultant in Chicago, IL. I rock. Not too hard, though, more like yacht rock.
Introduction
Brent specializes in performance tuning for SQL Server, VMware, and storage. He's one of the very few Microsoft Certified Masters of SQL Server, a published author, and a Microsoft MVP. He likes travel, Jeeps, Apple gear, jokes, and writing about himself in the third person.
Education
  • University of Houston
    1992 - 1993
  • Whitehall High School
    1988 - 1992
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Male
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Other names
Greg Ozar