The Programmer's Prayer:
Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name. Thy programs run, thy syscalls done, in kernel as it is in user.
Give us this day our daily /var/spool/mail, and forgive us our segfaults, as we forgive those who segfault against us.
Lead us not into /dev/null, but deliver us from DOS, for thine is the userland, and the source code, and the / forever and ever.