The President, a teabagger, and a congressman walk into a bar. The president says, "Lets get a pitcher and split it three ways." The teabagger says, "No way am I sharing my beer with the government, I say we all order pints." The President says, "Are you sure? It'll be cheaper for all of us if we share a pitcher." The teabagger says, "No, what if you two drink more beer than me? I'm not paying for your beer." The President says, "Okay why don't we keep track of how much beer we drink? Then whoever drinks more can pay more." The teabagger says, "NO, what if I drink more beer than you? Then I might end up paying more than what I'd pay for a pint." The President looks at the congressman and asks, "What do you propose we do?" The congressman looks from the President to the teabagger and says, "I propose we split the pint."