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Ann Abler
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Illegitimate love child of The Onion & Dear Abby
Illegitimate love child of The Onion & Dear Abby

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Off to Work We Go
Dear
Ann Abler, I’ve
been a stay at home mom for over two years and I’m ready to go back to work. A friend said I should wait until my toddler is in preschool. I could use a few of your expert excuses, so I don’t admit I'm going to work again in order drink...
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Ann Abler of the Week - #7 When Will 'Fat Jeans' be a thing?
Each Saturday I give an Ann Abler of the Week Award  to a person that embodies the essence of your Dear Ann Abler's advice. In other words, someone that agrees: Every plan is tentative until it is actually happening The best part of a plan is planning it Pu...
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Nursing Babies: Sweet Angels or Essence-Sucking Skeksis?
Dear
Ann Abler, So cute not sucking out your sanity My
son has a cold and has been attached to my boob for no less then 8 hours in the
past 24. When does the La Leche League come to my door with a prize (like
french fries or beer)?  Also, at what point is i...
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I Hope You Dirty Flashdance Dance
Dear
Ann Abler, Why
does Facebook always suggest that I watch "I Hope You Dance" after I click your link? I mean, I know you totally hope
your kids dance and all, but I'm confused as to what else your blog and an
overly emotional song have in common. Sincer...
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#4 Your Fairy costume looked a lot cuter last night than it does this morning on your walk home, with smeared mascara and wings falling by your feet like a tore-up Tinkerbell. #HalloWalkOfShame
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The last thing you remember was riding your HR Director around the reception area while singing Ginuwine's "My Pony."
http://bit.ly/morning-after-Halloween
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10 Signs You May Have Some 'Splaining to do the Morning After Halloween
Dear Ann Abler, Last year I took my Breaking Bad costume a little too far and almost ended up becoming a drug king-pin.  How will I know if I've gone too far this Halloween? W.W. Dear Double Dubs, Here are the 10 signs you might have some 'splaining to do t...
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Ann Abler of the Week - #6: Hanger Management
Each Saturday I give an Ann Abler of the Week Award   to a person that embodies the essence of your Dear Ann Abler's advice. In other words, someone that agrees: Most problems can be solved with an impromptu dance party   "Snacks" is a food group Advanced a...
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