Stacy Black lives in Everett, Washington and drinks way too much coffee with her cigarettes. She loves going to the dentist because that's where the nitrous lives, and if there's Vicodin laying around, she will take it. She is an amazing driver as long as no parking in Downtown Seattle is involved, in which case she will subconsciously remove the location from memory or pay too much to park in it. She believes strongly in Customer Service although such a thing no longer exists. She has a hopelessly contagious laugh and it is nearly impossible for Aaron to stay mad at her despite her persistent interruption of his stories.