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Donald Trump & Kim jong un are going to have a meeting to discuss why my website full of free dumb blonde jokes is so good. Trump thinks the reason is that i am the greatest jokes website builder ever and Kim thinks its because all the jokes are about Trump. They are both right.
So here are a few  of the best free dumb blonde jokes on the internet.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor?
A: Oh no, I'm going to fall again!

 What goes Vrooom...screetch! Vrooom...screetch! Vrooom...screetch!
A: A blonde at a flashing red light.

Q: What do you call a blonde talking between two brunettes?
A: Confused.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.

Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White?
A: They can't find another blonde who knows the whole  alphabet.
 
The best free blonde jokes.
http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk/dumb-blonde-jokes-free-home.html
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Brilliant collection of funny free pictures and free funny jokes...
Just get your arse over and have a look ITS ALL FREE... FREE ???? YES YOU TIGHT BASTARDS ITS ALL FREE...
http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk/index.html
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You want more free funny jokes and free funny pictures then off you go to my website...its choka block with them...
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Some Russian spy got killed today, he died laughing at my free dumb blonde jokes from my free adult jokes website..
http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk/dumb-blonde-jokes-free-home.html.


So if you are a Russian spy ( or any type of spy ) do not read my free adult jokes website you are not immune to the toxic laughter emanating from the site... you have been warned...
Now on to the jokes...

Free Dumb Blonde Joke 1

Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"

Free Dumb Blonde Joke

Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel?

A: An Air Bag.

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Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde chicks eyes?

A: The back of her head.

My facebook face if you are bothered...

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so the sky team and Bradley Wiggins have been caught cheating by reading my free dumb blonde jokes.  http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk/index.html the bbc claim that Bradley was so fired up after reading the best free adult jokes that no one could catch up with his bike ( this is all lies it was me in a Bradley Wiggins costume )


A long but great free dumb blonde joke..
A Dumb Blonde walked into a hairdresser's with a pair of headphones on and asked the hairdresser for a haircut - but "don't touch the headphones o.k.?"

"Fine" said the hairdresser - a little taken aback - but happy for the work. Three weeks later, the same blonde returned and asked for another haircut but with the same condition:
"Whatever you do ... don't touch the headphones"
"No problem" said the hairdresser who went on to give her another good cut, considering the restraint.
Three weeks later, the same thing happened "and don't forget - don't touch the headphones" said the blonde.

Well, just as the hairdresser was finished, she couldn't resist and she just lifted one side of the headphones up. The blonde promptly fell stone dead on the floor of the shop. "Oh my God - I think I've killed her" screamed the hairdresser.
She picked up the headphones and put them on herself. She heard the strangest thing... "breathe in… breathe out... breathe in… breathe out.


For more of the best free adult jokes. free blonde jokes, free Irish jokes, free redneck jokes, free chav jokes and free funny pictures.
http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk/index.html
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President of the USA reads Best Free Dumb Blonde Jokes.

As Donald Trump the president of the united states climbs aboard airforce 1 he logs on to his private internet and clicks on http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk/index.html . as he flies round the world telling people what to do and what ever it is politicians get up to he always read My free Dumb Blonde jokes. You can hear him laughing out loud as he flies over the world. What he does not realize is that all the jokes about Dumb Blondes are about him. ( this is not true - some are about Boris Johnson - this is not true either. )

So if Donald Trump really does read my free adult jokes website here are 5 more of the Greatest Free Dumb Blonde Jokes.



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Free Dumb Blonde Joke 1:

The dumb blonde who sat on the tv and watched the couch


Free Dumb Blonde Joke 2:

The dumb blonde who sent me a fax with a stamp on it


Free Dumb Blonde Joke 3

:heard about the dumb blonde who tried to drown a fish

Free Dumb Blonde Joke 4

A blonde asks a bypasser
Excuse me, would you tell me where the other side of the road is?
It's on the other side.
Strange.. When I was on the other side, people told me it's here

Free Dumb Blonde Joke 5

Q: What does a dumb blonde say when she gives birth?
A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine?



Free dumb blonde jokes, Free adult jokes, Free Irish jokes, Free redneck jokes, Free chav jokes, Free little Johnny jokes, Free funny pictures.

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So last Saturday Calcutta Cup between England and Scotland.
On the back of 23 wins from 24 the English rugby union squad took the  long trek to Murryfield in Scotland. while on the coach all the team were reading my Free Dumb Blonde Jokes ( this might not be true ) England turned up played rubbish and got their ass kicked by the Scots. In my humble opinion the forward were to blame by not protecting the ball during the tackles allowing the scots to drive over and steal the ball, this happened time and time again. The consequence of this was that the English had  no ball possession thus the back had no chance to run with the ball...
The reason for the English team playing so bad Eddy Jones has said is that the team were still laughing from reading all the Free Dumb blonde jokes on my website http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk/index.html


Thus the team have been banned from my site 24 hours before any future match ( again this may not be true) My site has thousands of free adult jokes, Free chav jokes, Free redneck jokes, free Irish jokes, free funny pictures of animals and babies doing stupid things.


So to drown your sorrows here are 5 more of the greatest free dumb blonde jokes..
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Free Dumb Blonde Joke 1:
Dumb Blonde spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"

Free Dumb Blonde Joke 2:
Dumb Blonde put lipstick on her forehead because someone told her to make up her mind.

Free Dumb Blonde Joke 3:
Hear about the Dumb blonde got stabbed in a shoot-out

Free Dumb Blonde Joke 4:
The dumb blonde who told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK"

Free Dumb Blonde Joke 5:
The dumb blonde who tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
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Weather report update from free blonde jokes.
Bad weather is causing chaos in England and the UK in general.
roads are closed,  schools and offices are closed due to works not being able to get through  the snow due what the weather forecasters are calling the beast from the east. Hospital workers and staff have asked for help from people with 4x4 vehicles to help bring in staff. Nowhere in the UK has escaped the bad weather. So with all  the doom and gloom I thought I would bring you a bit of light relief with a few of the best free blonde jokes..


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Dumb Blonde Waiting Joke 1
Q: Do you know what a blonde is waiting for at the socket ?
A: For an e-mail.


Free Dumb Blonde Joke 2
How can you keep a blonde girl interested for hours:
Give her a sheet of paper and write on both sides: "Look on the other side".


Free Dumb Blonde Joke 3
Q: What do you call 2 dumb blondes in a car?
A: Dual Airbags.


Free Dumb Blonde Joke 4
Q: What's brown and red and black and blue?
A: A brunette who's told one too many dumb blonde jokes.


Free Dumb Blonde Joke 5
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.


Thoudand more free dumb blonde jokes, free adult jokes, free redneck jokes, free quick jokes, free little johnny jokes, free funny pictures
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