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Joshua Lahnum
Attended Waverly High School
Lives in New York
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Hey Brian, when do you want to get our match taken care of? You know when I'm usually free.
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Brian, let me know when you're available for some sexy dwarf on dwarf action.
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Hey, what time are you free tomorrow? I'm going to be around pretty much all day. So, let me know when you're available.
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Vaccine, I'm ready to do this thing. I'm EST and I'm most days from 9am until 1pm and then from 3pm until around 9pm. Let me know when works for you.
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I just got both of these messages. My step daughter is very sick and home from school. I might be able to work a game in tonight. But, honestly, tomorrow would probably work better. I still have to pick my step sons up from school, pick my fiance up from school and do laundry as well.
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Having a problem with Blood Bowl and wondering if anyone else is having it. When I try to log into multiplayer it tells me there's an error and it can't establish a connection. Obvious I have internet connection, so that's not the issue. I tried restarting my computer and that didn't help. Anyone else having this issue or is it just me? Has this sort thing happened to anyone else before? If so, how did you fix it?
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Is stuff working yet? I couldn't check my matches last night.
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The Ironhills Harbingers took home their first victory against Rexy's Jetskis. Though many thought it would be a easy win for the Harbingers, they only just pulled off a 1-0 win. Many felt this was due to the team's inability to accomplish the simple task of picking up the ball in the final turns of the second half.

"Aye, it was pretty disheartening," a normally peppy Happy said. "You know, you train all of this time knowing that if you do nothing else right, you make sure you get that ball. I mean, a whole week of our training was just devoted to learning about the ball, what to do with the ball and how to pick it up. But, gosh, we just couldn't seem figure it out when the pressure was on."

It must be said though that the Jetskis seemed to be having a similar problem. Rumor has it that an investigation is being launched into whether or not the ball had been ensorcelled by dark magics. Though this will have no bearing on the outcome of the match it's still nice to have closure on this sort of thing.
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"Our coach's sweetass 'Stang was impounded in NE Pennsylvania and he couldn't get us properly prepped for the game; also, our backup backup QB is cranky and wouldn't use his hotline to divine intervention to help with our ball handling." - Rexy's Jetskis
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Joshua Lahnum

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It was a classic showdown between Dwarf and Elf the other night as the Ironhills Harbingers squared off against the Warrington 39ers. It was a match rife with ancient racial tensions that saw even the elven spectators getting involved by bludgeoning the Harbingers with rocks during every kickoff. One assault was so vicious, Happy almost died. Luckily, the Harbingers' Apothecary was able to inject him with an experimental elixir that brought him back around.

The 39ers ended up walking away with a costly 1-0 victory over the Harbingers. It seemed the treatment from the fans only motivated them to take it out on the 39ers. At one point during the match there were 5 unconscious elves on the sidelines. After the match ended, the 39ers report that Loan Shark, Lineman, will be out next to recover from injuries. "Nervous" Chipping Sodbury, Catcher, has suffered a serious concussion. There are also rumors, unconfirmed at this point, that 39ers fired one of their players after the match because they suffered a shattered jaw at the hands of Star Player Grim Ironjaw. The Harbingers also sustained some minor injuries during the match, but these were largely self inflicted by tripping over their own beards.
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Another crunching dwarf game... Luckily my injured blitzer was sitting in the crowd with a big supply of rocks to knock over dwarves with at important kick offs.

I can confirm the reports that star a AG5 39ers catcher was sacked after losing 1point in strength. He was offered a coaching role as head rock thrower but declined and has retired from the game.
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Relwin, we play each other this week. Let me know what you're schedule is like. Barring anymore medical issues my schedule is pretty consistent. Mon-Fri: 9am-1pm, Sat-Sun: Anytime. We're both EST according to the coach list.
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Ready to go when you are sir. All logged in.
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So, for those of you who have played Dwarf teams, how good is the Death Roller? Is this a solid investment for my team? Or should I concentrate on using my winnings on buying more Blockers and/or other perks such as re-rolls, apothecaries, etc?
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I played against one once and the thing was a bloody nuisance and flattened half my team.

That's about all I can say.
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I'm playing Gambit this week. Let me know when is good for you. I'm free any day between 9am to 1pm and then anytime after 6pm.
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sent a friend request on steam.
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Hey Ian, is there still an opening? I'd like to join in with a team if there is.
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I mean maybe if he bribes you or something let him play.
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  • Waverly High School
    1997 - 2002
  • Corning Community College
    Liberal Arts and Sciences, 2002 - 2004
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