It was a classic showdown between Dwarf and Elf the other night as the Ironhills Harbingers squared off against the Warrington 39ers. It was a match rife with ancient racial tensions that saw even the elven spectators getting involved by bludgeoning the Harbingers with rocks during every kickoff. One assault was so vicious, Happy almost died. Luckily, the Harbingers' Apothecary was able to inject him with an experimental elixir that brought him back around.
The 39ers ended up walking away with a costly 1-0 victory over the Harbingers. It seemed the treatment from the fans only motivated them to take it out on the 39ers. At one point during the match there were 5 unconscious elves on the sidelines. After the match ended, the 39ers report that Loan Shark, Lineman, will be out next to recover from injuries. "Nervous" Chipping Sodbury, Catcher, has suffered a serious concussion. There are also rumors, unconfirmed at this point, that 39ers fired one of their players after the match because they suffered a shattered jaw at the hands of Star Player Grim Ironjaw. The Harbingers also sustained some minor injuries during the match, but these were largely self inflicted by tripping over their own beards.