UCEM stands for clarity of thought, communication, loop-closing, quality assurance ...and other trite buzz words.
UCEM is a call to action for all fondling members to stand together as one seething mass of subscription fees - to allow the College executive to live in a manner to which they will become accustomed
Utopian Medicine is a medical discipline devoted to the pre-emptive, pre-emotive and peri-departmental management of patients.
Utopian Medicine is founded on the knowledge and skills required for the prevention, diagnosis and management of acute and urgent aspects of illness and injury affecting patients of all age groups outwith the claustrophobic confines of the Emergency Department
Utopian Medicine relies on the patience of patients; the ambivalence of governments; the unswerving pig-headedness of institutions and the decay of systemic infrastructure to create the culture medium from which the Colleges principals have grown.
Turn left on Root Cause and Analysis, hang a right past Moral Obligation and we will find you on the corner of Satire and Utopia