Profile

Scrapbook photo 1
Scrapbook photo 2
Scrapbook photo 3
Scrapbook photo 4
Scrapbook photo 5
Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine
79 followers|8,887 views
AboutPostsPhotosVideos

Stream

 
Defining the history of Utopian Medicine and the Utopian Intervention Zone can be challenging. Sir Hubert Ignatius Thompson has commissioned this graphical representation to outline the pertinent factors influencing the meteoric rise of the Utopian Medicine movement. #UCEM  
1
Add a comment...
 
UCEM says NO to ADHD
ADHD drug treatment - with dexamphetamine or methylphenidate - has dangers according to UCEM's Prof Stickler: the eradication of future emergency physicians.
12
Add a comment...
 
UCEM College executives relocate...
The UCEM have relocated from Swarmington-on-the-Wold to the more picturesque setting of Enlightenment Boulevard thanks to the generosity of it's fondling m
3
Add a comment...
 
MUPPET Mastermind and the UCEM principal motto…"Supremus Totus Vindicatum Haud Officium' - Above all, claim no responsibility
MUPPET Mastermind and the UCEM principal motto...Supremus Totus Vindicatum Haud Officium (Above all, claim no responsibility)
2
Add a comment...
 
The Intergalactic Federation of Emergency for Medicine (IFEM) mission statement for the Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine
Utopian Medicine is founded on the knowledge and skills required for the prevention, diagnosis and management of acute and urgent aspects of illness and injury affecting patients of all age groups out...
4
Add a comment...
In their circles
2 people
Have them in circles
79 people
Joseph Ryan's profile photo
Natalie May's profile photo
Medicina d'Urgenza's profile photo
EM Cases's profile photo
Beau Lacefield's profile photo
Broome Docs's profile photo
Jackie Copeland's profile photo
Accademia Siciliana di Medicina d'Urgenza's profile photo
EMpills - Pillole di medicina d'urgenza's profile photo
 
The Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine #UCEM  has a new home - and will be producing new guidelines once more in the near future...
1
Add a comment...
 
Honorary membership of the UCEM
8
Add a comment...
 
Sir Hubert talks about peri-departmental medicine
5
Life in the Fast Lane's profile photo
 
Always love to hear Sir Hubert talk...on peri-emotive pre-emptive peri-departmental medicine...
Add a comment...
 
The Utopian College of Emergency for Medicine was founded in 2008 (or thereabouts) to make sense of the bureaucratic wrangling and misinformation generated within the emergency medicine community.

UCEM stands for clarity of thought, communication, loop-closing, quality assurance ...and other trite buzz words.

UCEM is a call to action for all fondling members to stand together as one seething mass of subscription fees - to allow the College executive to live in a manner to which they will become accustomed
Facebook is a social utility that connects people with friends and others who work, study and live around them. People use Facebook to keep up with friends, upload an unlimited number of photos, post...
4
Add a comment...
People
In their circles
2 people
Have them in circles
79 people
Joseph Ryan's profile photo
Natalie May's profile photo
Medicina d'Urgenza's profile photo
EM Cases's profile photo
Beau Lacefield's profile photo
Broome Docs's profile photo
Jackie Copeland's profile photo
Accademia Siciliana di Medicina d'Urgenza's profile photo
EMpills - Pillole di medicina d'urgenza's profile photo
Contact Information
Contact info
Address
Turn left on Root Cause and Analysis, hang a right past Moral Obligation and we will find you on the corner of Satire and Utopia
Story
Tagline
Advancing Emergency Medical care through misunderstanding
Introduction

Utopian Medicine is a medical discipline devoted to the pre-emptive, pre-emotive and peri-departmental management of patients.

Utopian Medicine is founded on the knowledge and skills required for the prevention, diagnosis and management of acute and urgent aspects of illness and injury affecting patients of all age groups outwith the claustrophobic confines of the Emergency Department

Utopian Medicine relies on the patience of patients; the ambivalence of governments; the unswerving pig-headedness of institutions and the decay of systemic infrastructure to create the culture medium from which the Colleges principals have grown.