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Funny short Jokes, because reading is too hard.
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I’ve just invented a great new iPhone alarm app. If you press the snooze button 3 times it automatically emails your boss telling them that your gonna be sick.
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Just started the new sensible eating diet. I’ve now stopped eating my meals using a soap-dish and a pair of scissors.
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What do you call some who doesn‘t like standing in a lift with germans? Klausrtophic.
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Congratulations to Fred for winning a free $20 Amazon gift card for his joke 'Facebook Name'
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Did you hear about the police raid of a library in Bucharest?
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I’ve spent the last 3 years looking for my ex-wife’s killer… Still can’t find anyone to do it.
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Went to a positive thinking course last week, it was sh*t.
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Three things that can make a man depressed.
1. Job Sucks
2. Bank balance sucks
3. Wife doesn’t suck

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Just managed to save a load of money on my car insurance. After I had a crash I just drove away really fast and then went into hiding for 3 weeks.
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Q: Why do tampons have no friends?
A: Because they’re stuck up kunts.
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