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Joseph Becker
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I'm getting a ton of angry messages from people because I suggested that a robotic version of the character Tiny from Dota2 would be cool.

"OMG IZ NOT LORE FRIENDLY! RARGBGBGBGB!!1!"

because lore is SO important in a moba.
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Does anyone even care about this "Inside out" movie?

It honestly looks like something that would have worked better as a short than a feature length movie.
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I got fired today.
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yeah, that's uncool. both the fact that you were fired and the working conditions.
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Apparently the internet is losing its collective shit over the latest episode of Game of Thrones.

I find it funny, and quite sad, how the most horrible and grotesque things imaginable can happen to a man on screen (Ex: Rob Stark, Theon Greyjoy) and no one even blinks, but something unpleasant happens to a pretty young female character off-scene and everyone gets out their torches and pitchforks.

Also, on another note, from what I understand, the scene in question doesn't even occur in the book.
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"What's a singularity?"

Really, really? Genius girl doesn't know what a singularity is?

#TheFlash  
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I got called a "Long-haired idiot hippie faggot" by a 'homeless' man today at work.

He rolls up to me in his electric chair, complains about how much his bus ride sucked and how they dropped him off in the wrong spot (as if I had control over that.) Then angrily asks me how to get to Big Five Sporting Goods. Startled, confused and a little bit offended by this strange man's horrible behavior, I replied; "I don't know anything about that, oh, wait-" I was just raising my hand, about to point at the building, it was right within my field of vision, when he yells angrily; "Damn young people these days, I foresee lots of promotions in your future (something along the lines of that.) It's a wonder you made it past 9'th grade! I'll go ask him (my co-worker, standing just out of hearing distance still sweeping debris off the parking lot.) he looks like he might not be as stupid as you!" and rides off, I then notice a  "Homeless veteran, need money" sign tied to the back of his chair and I hear him mumble the aforementioned insult at me before equally startling my coworker.
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Tomorrow, pack snickers bars. 
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Robot Hobo
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  • Milliways (The Restaurant at The End of The Universe)
    Assistant chef, present
  • Unemployed
    Professonal application filler, 2008 - 2013
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Uncensored, Atheist, Geek
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I'm nerd who watches too many cartoons,
I don't act my age and I love Chinese food.


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Personally, I think I'm a damn good cook.
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