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Skiing in -14 sub-freezing antarctic conditions
I knew I wasn’t in the city anymore. Not only because it’s -14 up here in VT where we’re skiing, but because I saw a dog jogging up a snow-covered road. Just nonchalantly headed wherever he was going. WITHOUT BOOTIES.  Skiing in -14 requires some wardrobe t...
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NaBloPoMo Day 30
I probably should find a gif of someone high-fiving herself. Or maybe a real quality dab or a Heisman maneuver. Meanwhile I'll crank up Ode to Joy super loud and the air shall erupt with sparkles. A smoke machine would be cool. Because this is -- drum roll ...
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Tom and the cat emojis - The Penultimate Day 29 of NaBloPoMo
Tom came home from work looking a little bewildered. I asked why. "Remember that guy, the one I kept seeing at a bunch of triathlons? He's a real macho, muscular Ironman guy. Real fast." said Tom. I nodded and had no idea where this was going. "We were swap...
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Peggle on the Big Screen - Nothing on the Small Screen - NaBloPoMo Day 28
It is true. We do play a lot of peggle on the big TV. Mostly when there's family and friends around because: When you achieve great Peggle success, it's better when people you love are all around throwing pillows at your head. I considered getting a game of...
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My gift from Ella - NaBloPoMo Day 27
A few years ago, my niece Ella gave me this necklace as a gift. A couple months ago, just after her tenth birthday, she walked by my dresser, saw the necklace and said, "I can't believe I gave you a necklace with my own name on it, Aunt Stacey." I said it's...
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Things that are Annoying - NaBloPoMo Day 26
Last week, we were at that comedy show-- the one with the twenty comics stumbling through sets definitely in the zone called "not ready for an audience." The host of the show opened with a bit about how she is wildly annoyed by people sipping their coffee f...
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The guy in our building - NaBloPoMo Day 25
I get in the elevator with a guy and his dog. I've seen him before. The elevator doors close. I wait, because I know something's coming. It doesn't take long. He says, "That's a gangsta handbag. Gangsta." I nod my head. My handbag is kind of gangsta. It has...
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Cards Against Humanity Snafu - NaBloPoMo Day 24
I think we have every set of Cards Against Humanity. Someone gave us the first few sets as a gift and then we bought a couple and then we got a few more as gifts. We have boxes and boxes of cards. It's important that this be fully realized, because it's my ...
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Practically Swiss - NaBloPoMo Day 23
Last week, Tom says he wishes his jeans were shorter in the legs, but he can't figure out where to get them hemmed.  I say go to the dry cleaner we always go to for pant hemming.  He says he does not want his jeans to look like they're hemmed. If the bottom...
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New Blacksmithing Gloves - NaBloPoMo Day 22
I got these svelte new blacksmithing gloves the other day. Cool design, lots of black. Most of the blacksmithing gloves I've burned to a crisp during my tenure have been really industrially radioactive shades of blue, green and orange. These are certainly a...
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