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By Steve Shagwell for YOUR BAND SUCKS. . “It is with deep sadness that I regret to inform you all that R. Lee Ermey (“The Gunny”) passed away this morning from complications of pneumonia.” -a statement posted to Mr. Ermey’s official Twitter account. And…
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By Steve Shagwell for YOUR BAND SUCKS   Ballerinacore bitches Dying Euforia took some time out from rehearsal to read our review of their single “This Veil of tears”. Highlights: -Metalcore channeling its inner “Sex And The City“. -Metalcore in leotards.…
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By Steve Shagwell for YOUR BAND SUCKS.   So a couple months ago we got this reaction from small-town douche metallers KOBALOI to our review of their album, “For Nothing We Follow”. They play a brand of death metal that can best de described as “nothing…
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By Steve Shagwell for YOUR BAND SUCKS.   So a couple months ago we got this reaction from small-town douche metallers KOBALOI to our review of their album, “For Nothing We Follow”. They play a brand of death metal that can best de described as “nothing…
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. Genre: Metal (I guess). Location: Minneapolis, MN.   Well holy fucking brodown in leotards, batman! Get a load of this fairy ass wannabe tough guy shit! Dying Euforia, from Minneapolis, MN…where the winters are brutal and the metalcore bands are trying…
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Having gotten the bright idea to embed reaction videos from the Twitch Channel onto this site (finally), older reactions will be getting posted in between the ‘reviews” and new ones will be getting put here as they are made. So, here is Sick Mystic taking…
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By Steve Shagwell for YOUR BAND SUCKS. COCK FLAVORED SOUP MIX by Bedpan FightLocation: Brooklyn, NY Genre: Comedy pop-punk Label: Knuckle Down Records   So I get to review a band called Bedpan Fight. Well, that’s about the dumbest sounding shit since…
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By Steve Shagwell for YOUR BAND SUCKS. ORIGINS by Adam PlymaleLocation: Rochester, NY. Genre: Electronic.   FINALLY. A fucking electronic music composer. His name is Adam I guess but he goes by XΣRXΣS and he writes this stuff for his video games, even!…
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. By Steve Shagwell. Genre: Thrash Metal. Location: Minneapolis, MN. Label: ZeroBudget Records. Booking/Promotions: Bloodfist Promotions.   Brony metal basic bitches Endless Reign are more codependent than Metallica fans. They just keep coming back for…
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By Steve Shagwell. . GENRE: pop punk. LOCATION: Topeka, KS-USA.   Well, here we go…to the land where basic bitch Hot Topic and basic bitch college life meet head-on…and then trainwreck in ways all of my exes combined couldn’t even come close to! I’m…
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