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Based Doge │ ♣ Mayor of Google+
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AOC's 'lightning round' will go down in history as one of the most brilliant moments in congressional history. She is an absolute POWERHOUSE. Get scared little trumptards.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s ‘Corruption Game’ Speech Is Now the Most Viewed Twitter Video of Any Politician
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Remember the time +Bobbie Today fucked married +Mak?

Good times.
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From #rustlemania to #notamodeling, RIP. 😢

Track me down if you know me. Shouldn't be too hard.
Dearly departed... We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of one of the most interesting social networks ever created: Google+.
Google+ was born on June 28th, 2011 in apartheid Mountain View, California asexually to deadbeat addict parent +Google. Google was busy killing off all of their products, destroying the San Francisco Bay Area, and shitting on their loyal users when Big Dick +Vic Gundotra strolled into the Googleplex to adopt Google Buzz and turn it into a “social” network that could compete with Facial Book or whatever that Russian Bot farm is called.

In the beginning, G+ was basically just /b/ and a bunch of fake tech people that had “Social Media” in their about me section. HIRLs happened, titties and dicks were out for Harambe; life was great. We were creative… +Daria Musk played a concert for like 24 hours or some shit, +Noelle M made crocheted things, and I slandered dead people through hoodbituaries (to name a few). But while everything was good on the surface, there were problems brewing in Yung G+’s life. Vic grew increasingly absent as a parent, and neglected Yung G+.

I remember G+ and I were at Planned Parenthood getting condoms and aborted baby parts, and he was wearing these big Zsa Zsa Gabor lookin ass sunglasses as if to hide black eyes. But when G+ took the glasses off there were no bruises. Pretty sure G+ was retarded because he had bruises all over his body. Dumb shit.

Remember when the colors changed from black to red? That was when Natalie Villalobos left her LSD out and G+ got ahold of it. What about all the white space? Concussion from when Vic forgot to strap in a car seat.

Lmfao, we outed Klansmen on this fucking website and probably got one of em killed (RIP Blake). And yet, we were still not listened to. We watched these knuckle dragging Conservacunts spam incoherent bullshit across posts and harass women for days... But G+ sat there silent. Because it learned from its parents. After I got reported for racism for laughing at the New Harlem Shake (I'm half white, Chris you giant baby lookin cockfag) we went on a mission to expose the real racists. But, again, whatever. We had HIRLS with titties out, and G+ would look the other way until Vic would join randomly and hit on Kate Blass be it in comments or on threads.

Fuck, remember when Me, +Erika S, and Whill Higgy were in a cab with Kayla after a Rory HIRL and we kicked her out the cab... got another, and left her in the middle of DC for being racist to a cab driver? Or when Cockemore swore to god that half shaved head porn star was his homegirl and I saw her in Vegas like "You know Johnny?" and Warmachine beat the brakes off her afterwards? Shit got wild on this platform.

Our Lord Rory Swan and the Patron Saint of GOML Christopher Dorner will lay waste to this website after April 2nd, 2019 as it passes into the shadow realm. We’ve had fun here. We’ve made lasting friends. Some of you idiots up and got married and are “living your best lives.” Me, I’m still stuck in North Korea having being tricked into going there for a HIRL. Through the years G+ got sloppier and tried to become more like Facebook with stupid shit like Communities (shout out to the Soul Food community). They tried so hard to be like it that they even had data breaches like FB. How adorable.

G+ up and died. It’ll be remembered by no one. It leaves no one behind. Its biological parents are just murdering all of their children because fuck it. They’re on some gerbil shit. Let’s enjoy these last two months and this shitty hoodbituary. Not my best effort, but whatever.

I'll miss you mother fuckers when this is all said and done. Been with allegedly 40k of y'all for almost a decade now. Find me on twitter getting suspended @MERKJONES and that MeWe bullshit as WardX. And yet, after all the bullshit I've done to make this place poppin I'm STILL not verified. I had to show my ID to get my account back after #Todding.

Peace out mother fuckers, may Dorner be with you.

#FInalRustling #Hoodbituaries
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New report from Freedom House for 2019 shows the US has dropped from 19th to 53rd in global freedom ranking. #thankstrump
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Happy nostalgia day OG+
Happy 6th birthday GPlus nation. Can't believe this shit show is still alive.
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Guise. I made another music video. Høpe you like it.

https://youtu.be/eJnQBXmZ7Ek
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Fuck Yo couch productions is proud to bring you the finest 4 movie box set of all fucking time staring the greatest human to ever walk the earth +Ward A.
digital downloads will be available for a limited time at roryswan.com
#BestOfPlus #GOML #RuiseCruise #PloosIsKill
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On this last Christmas, in the year of our Lord Christopher "Chocolate Rambo" Dorner, we gather to remember the times we've had on this godforsaken website. We've shared a great time over these past 7 or whatever years.

We will always remember trending moronic shit like #Todding or #OLRS just to piss the ghost of Vic mods off. We've shared a titty or two on #TittyTuesday and I'm sure there are dick pics clogging up the Hangout servers causing all of the open bobs liking this post too :)))) to fail.

We've found love, found hate, and found lasting friendships that have created some of the greatest memories.. Like getting kicked out of fancy establishments for yelling "SUCK MY DICK" at that top of one's lungs. Or sitting in Hangout Video calls watching Vic wonder what the fuck he created.

We've trolled many a moron off this site, and back on to create alts to stalk our lives. We've watched lives devolve into concentrated douchbaggery. And created chaos inside and outside of this website for the fuck of it. We even had an award show on New Years day that I was entirely too intoxicated to complete, but I did. We made grammer nazies twitch with our terribad spelling. And ran a News Paper off of this site (#FreeAngelica).

Let us enjoy this last Dornermas together remembering the lifespan of this shit. I'll truly, miss like 15 of you.

Cheers, cockfags.

Love, Dad
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if u see this profile picture while scrolling the first page, u have been visited by the Vic Gundotra of neverending ploos
type "thank" in the comments and ur g+ account will never be delete
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