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Steve Humphrey
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Retired- worked in water and wastewater last 20 years, before that electrical lineman, former Marine vet.
Retired- worked in water and wastewater last 20 years, before that electrical lineman, former Marine vet.

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Control Your Sideline Coach!
Sport Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz
One of the youth soccer coaches didn't care much for my refereeing and had no problem letting me know it. Fed up, I politely threatened him with a send-off if he didn't stop.

He calmed down, but an older woman took up where he'd left off. "You'd better control your sideline," I warned the coach.

The coach turned to the woman and barked, "Knock it off, Mom!"


Fisherman's Tale
Sport Jokes
Submitted by Elijah Scot
One fisherman to another, "You should've seen what happened yesterday at the lake."

"What happened?"

"I caught a twenty-three pound salmon!"

"Were there any witnesses?"

"Yes, of course! If there wasn't, it would've been thirty-three pounds."

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Graduation Speech
School Jokes
Submitted by HENNE
When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech. He began by reading from his prepared text.

"I want to talk about my mother and the wonderful influence she has had on my life," he told the audience. "She is a shining example of parenthood, and I love her more than words could ever do justice."

At this point he seemed to struggle for words. After a pause, he looked up with a sly grin and said, "Sorry, but it's really hard to read my mother's handwriting."


Soap In My Chicken
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous
Little Henry sits at the dinner table. He reaches for his plate, picks up a chicken leg, and starts to eat. His mother says, "Henry did you wash your hands?"

Henry replies, "No! I don’t want my chicken to taste like soap, mom!"

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