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Steve Humphrey
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Attends Cannelton High School
Lives in Cannelton, IN 47520, United States
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guy in walmart cart smashes into my wife while bent down looking at a price tag, I give the cart a shove in his chest, he says oh sorry, I said yup you were probably born that way,but you need to pay more attention to what you are doing. Just had her to doctor to get 6 injections in the back now he's running a cart into her I mean the whole area was open he had to see her. good grief. not a good shopping trip at all.
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People are sometimes stupid and awful.
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T-Rex to the Doctor - Animal Jokes


Q: Why did the T-rex go to the doctor? 

A: Because he had a Dino-sore!
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Find North America - Kid Jokes


In a Classroom the teacher asks; Maria, go to the map and find North America 

MARIA: Here it is. 

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 

CLASS: Maria.
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went to a store, my wife finally gained enough weight to require new clothes.. Long story illness for ever. 
Took the half to a well known store and got a new clothes amounted to quite a bit, but, cheap compared to what my wife has been through. 
The clerk says if you take out our store credit card you can save 150.00$
I said not interested, don't want a credit card. This idiot actually got mad and tried to belittle me cause I wouldn't take out the card. well, that was the third time I said no, so , that makes it time for attitude adjustment, being an old marine, I'm pretty good with attitude adjustments. Hated to do it, but, left me no other choice. I bet his nick name is tinkle bell cause it looked like he may have pixxed his pants. 
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He probably gets a commission from CC sales. 
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Would You Remarry? - Elderly Jokes

An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. 

Her husband awoke and turned the light on to calm her. He asked what was wrong. 

She said "I had a dream that I died and you got remarried." She asked him, "If I died tomorrow, would you get remarried?" 

He said "Sure, I don’t want to spend the rest of my life lonely." 

Then she asked, "Well would you two live in this house?" 

He replied "Sure, we just got finished paying off our mortgage." 

She asked again, angry now, "Well would she sleep in this bed?" 

He snickered and said "Yes, of course, this bed is brand new and expensive, there's no reason to rid of it." 

She asked irately, "Well would she use my golf clubs?!" 

He replied with a straight, serious face, "No. She's left handed."
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Running the back roads of Kentucky. Great photo ops.
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the front side of the cup
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Drove 70 miles to wife's doctor's appointment they changed it but forgot to call. Not a good way to start the day. Third time this has happened in two years. I should charge them a hundred dollars.
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Unbelievable.  Years ago, I had a doctor appointment.  Two or three days before the appointment, they called me to confirm and for whatever reason, I missed the call.  I showed-up for my appointment, on-time, and they refused me because I didn't confirm the appointment.  I was furious.  From talking to the receptionist I learned that apparently there are a lot of people who make doctor appointments, and then don't show because they're afraid, or whatever.  It's still infuriating, though.  If I make an appointment, I damn-well keep it, or I call and cancel. 
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Education
  • Cannelton High School
    english/literature, present
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Retired- worked in water and wastewater last 20 years, before that electrical lineman, former Marine vet.
Introduction
Live in southern Indiana, Cannelton Indiana. 
Bragging rights
Made it to retirement finally. will celebrate 45 years of marriage this september 2015 on the 4th. very proud of my wife .
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Occupation
retired industrial waste water lead operator from AK steel mill, worked for Veolia water north america
Skills
journeyman electrician, licensed water operator chem add and line build. lead operator at the steel mill till I retired.
Employment
  • retired
    lead operator, 1999 - 2015
    Ran a totally computer operated waste water treatment facility for AK Steel.
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Cannelton, IN 47520, United States
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