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Steve Humphrey
Worked at retired
Attends Cannelton High School
Lives in Cannelton, IN 47520, United States
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Long Life
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by mickey
Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be 80.

Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.

Doctor: See, what did I tell you.
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The Second Million
Money Jokes
Submitted by Tafab
Two guys walking down the street talking. One says to the other, "I wish I had a million dollars."

The second guy says, "Oh, I'm working on my second million."

"Really?" asked the first guy, surprised.

"Yea, I gave up on the first million, didn't quite work out."
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Real Pearls
Elderly Jokes
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Two older women who were rivals in a social circle met at a party.

"My dear," said the first woman "Are those real pearls?"

"They are," replied the second woman.

"Of course the only way I could tell would be for me to bite them," smiled the first woman.

The second responded, "Yes, but for that you would need real teeth."
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Going to Retire
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Submitted by Eufaulasrguy
I have decided to RETIRE and live off my savings...

Though I'm not sure what I will use the second week..
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Got some #Farmboy Ribs. Wifecooked em fall off the bone done with #SweetBabyRays, man they were good. We each had a half rack with bsked potato. Nap time now see ya later👅🤙
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Illuminating Consequence
Kid Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz
A six-year-old boy called his mother from his friend Charlie's house and confessed he had broken a lamp when he threw a football in their living room.

"But, Mom," he said, brightening, "you don't have to worry about buying another one. Charlie's mother said it was irreplaceable."
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Tagline
Retired- worked in water and wastewater last 20 years, before that electrical lineman, former Marine vet.
Introduction
Live in southern Indiana, Cannelton Indiana. 
Bragging rights
Made it to retirement finally. will celebrate 45 years of marriage this september 2015 on the 4th. very proud of my wife .
Education
  • Cannelton High School
    english/literature, present
Basic Information
Gender
Male
Work
Occupation
retired industrial waste water lead operator from AK steel mill, worked for Veolia water north america
Skills
journeyman electrician, licensed water operator chem add and line build. lead operator at the steel mill till I retired.
Employment
  • retired
    lead operator, 1999 - 2015
    Ran a totally computer operated waste water treatment facility for AK Steel.
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Cannelton, IN 47520, United States
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Good menu good food and service
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Got the best pharmacy in town. Good-inventory. always
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Great hotel. Nice service too
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Nice people nice area enjoy going there. Laundry room is nice.
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Quiet not crowded great beaches.
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Nice large area to unleash your dogs
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