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Steve Humphrey
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Retired- worked in water and wastewater last 20 years, before that electrical lineman, former Marine vet.
Retired- worked in water and wastewater last 20 years, before that electrical lineman, former Marine vet.

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touched me

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Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.
I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing on-coming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn't believe it!
They're dressed in open trench coats that exposed their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
But to my surprise, cars started slowing down to look at my cardboard cutouts. And, of course, traffic began backing up.
Everybody tooted their horns and waved like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.
He got out of his car and walked towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
"What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"

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Dogs 🐕 sprinting to rabbit hideout in slow motion dragging me down the sidewalk

Caitlyn Jenner came out today and said she was groped by Bruce Jenner over a several year period....

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confusing right?
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