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Chris Telles
Works at ChrisTelles.com
Attended MBA from Keller Graduate School of Management. Bachelors of Science in Electronic Engineering Technology from DeVry. Associate of Arts from Coastline Community College. Musicians Institute (GIT) dropout
Lives in Los Angeles, California
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I may go into politics coz the penalty that good men pay for not being involved in politics, is being governed by men worse than themselves.
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The villains fell into the water then the piranhas in that water were like nom nom nom nom and all the good people lived happily ever after.
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I always carry myself with a quiet, distinguished dignity and I always stay calm, cool, and collected, and maintain a high level of decorum.
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Humans only use a small percentage of their brain power. I intend to use at least most of it. Could this be the work of supernatural forces?
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What makes me truly special and unique is my tremendous kindness, consideration, and love for all those who are fortunate enough to know me.
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I've actually never been annoying in my entire life, not even once. However, I'm very good at pointing out annoying people and judging them.
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When I say something's evil I mean it's wicked. When I say something is wicked I mean it's bad. When I say something's bad I mean it's good.
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I know ya don't overlook the importance of my efforts for preventing hellish acts of Satan. My generosity is only exceeded by my good looks.
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I'm only human. I was almost abducted by the fucking Greys. What do you want from me? The government must be withholding vital UFO evidence.
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There's not enough evidence yet to convince me that different species of aliens, such as Insectoid, Reptilian or The Greys exist, but maybe.
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I thought I was being abducted by aliens once while I was sleeping, but as I began to be abducted I realized that I don't believe in aliens.
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Scoobada-boobuddy-doobie-shoobada-boobuddy-doowah. I invented this word. It means I am having a good day and it is about to get even better.
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Work
Occupation
Chairman of the Board and CEO at ChrisTelles.com
Employment
  • ChrisTelles.com
    Singer/Songwriter/Guitar Player, present
  • Fedco
    stocker mostly, bagger and carts too
  • After Five Tux Shop
    presser and delivery driver
  • Sam's Club
    stocker
  • High Times Wine Cellar
    delivery driver, stocker, keg tap cleaner, delivered kegs and such
  • Self Employed
    guitar teacher and mover and wine taster mmm
  • Daily Pilot
    advice columnist (jk lol) newspaper delivery
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Currently
Los Angeles, California
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Story
Tagline
I think I'm about to become a famous celebrity
Introduction
Singer/Songwriter/Guitar Player/Recording Artist/Solo Artist
Bragging rights
I won the nicest guy in class award when I was in 4th grade, which is proof positive that I'm an extremely nice guy. I like to cook. I'm a very good cook now actually from watching The Food Network so much, especially the show Diners, Drive in's and Dives. I was the class clown in college, so I know that I can be a very funny guy. I like to pride myself on having perfect vision and perfect teeth. I've never needed glasses or lasik eye surgery and I've only had 1 cavity in my entire life and I didn't even feel it, so I'm pretty sure the dentist was lying to me when he said I needed a tooth filling for it. I was good at long jumping at one point in my life coz in 5th grade I took home 5th place in the field day long jump competition. I could fly when I jumped back then. I like to feed wild rabbits. One time I was feeding a bunch of rabbits and a skunk walked across the dirt within about 2 feet in front of me and one of the bunnies I noticed was looking into my eyes and it looked like he was hoping I wouldn't freak out coz of the skunk. The skunk just kept on walking away and it didn't shoot it's skunk oder. I didnt even notice the skunk walking across me until it was right in front of me. All the rabbits just kept on eating the carrots and apples I was feeding them. It was a very harmonious event in nature for me coexisting peacefully among wild animals. It was a very good day.
Education
  • MBA from Keller Graduate School of Management. Bachelors of Science in Electronic Engineering Technology from DeVry. Associate of Arts from Coastline Community College. Musicians Institute (GIT) dropout
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Male
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Friends, A relationship, Networking
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Christopher Telles