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Steven Tan
Works at IDEXX Laboratories
Attended University of California, Davis
Lived in Kansas City, Missouri
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+Matthew Vicksell NOOOOOOO!! THROUGH THE DESERT IS OUT OF PRINT AND $60 NEWWWWW. WE SHOULD HAVE GRABBED IT FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU--
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Ignore that too. They actually couldn't get it in stock.
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Aaaaaand there goes my Valentine's bonus. Speeding ticket FTL.
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The fact that we got it on V day was coincidence. But it's gone now and then some. 85 in a 65 in a construction zone. I spaced out for a bit and didn't realize how fast I was going.
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Note to self: this
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Well played sir. Well played.
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AWWWWW, THIS SHIT IS BANANAS!!
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Yeah it makes me sing Gwen Stefani songs. Weirdest fucking disease ever.
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HOLY SHIT I CANNOT WAIT.
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Love Hyperbole and a Half! I just hope this doesn't go the way of other blog-books and suck most of the content off the website to pimp the book sales and block us from our work-hours jollies.
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Today I was processing samples for a study on feline AIDS. One of the cats in the study was named Freddie Mercury. IMMD.
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That is awful... and also awesome
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Please copy and paste this as your status if you know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone that may know someone who knows anyone. If you don't know anyone, or even if you've heard of anyone who doesn't know anyone that doesn't know someone, then still copy this. It's important to spread the message. Oh, and the hearts. ♥♥ Don't forget the hearts. ♥♥ (Cross-posted from Facebook.)
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My workplace is 100% sure that the website of my dentist who is extracting my wisdom teeth is porn. I'm guessing it's because of the number of time "oral" appears on it.
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300$ bonus check! Best. Valentine. EVER.
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I'm keeping my kid out of school senior year and instead exposing him to this comic for 6 hours a day.
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I caught equine herpes virus at work. Oh noes!
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Goddammit, a co-worker posted this when I was still signed in. That'll learn me.
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Yes.
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I put poop in tubes and then science comes out!
Employment
  • IDEXX Laboratories
    Laboratory Technician, 2011 - present
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Previously
Kansas City, Missouri - Stockton, California - Sacramento, California - Davis, California
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He punches bald eagles and bests songbirds by the hundreds in fisticuffs so you don't have to.
Introduction
Completely obsessed board gamer, general nerd, beer drinker and lover of adventures.
Education
  • University of California, Davis
    Genetics, 2005 - 2010
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Satan