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Nadella: I'm the CEO of microsoft

Relatives: you didn't get into infy? 😰

Nadella: don't you know Microsoft? We make windows!

Relatives: you studied so much to end up being a carpenter? 😰

Nadella: not real windows! We make and sell the windows software.

Relatives: people buy windows software? We thought it's open source and available on all torrent websites.

Nadella: that's piracy! 😠

Relatives: no, it's 'windows'. What kind of a CEO are you? 😐

Nadella: I'm the CEO of Microsoft. Not just windows.

Relatives: oh ok. Bring us ipods and iPhones when you come here. πŸ‘

Nadella: ah forget it. πŸ˜ͺ

Nadella's Neighbour Aunty: "Aur Beta, kya kar rhe ho aajkal?"

Nadella: Kuch nahi Aunty, bas kuch din pehle he Microsoft ka CEO bana.

Nadella's Neighbour Aunty: "Acha hai, humara golu toh TCS mein Team lead ban gaya.. Tumne nahi apply kiya tha TCS mein?" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ο»Ώ
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A husband and wife went for counseling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into an angry tirade, listing each and every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.

She went on and on - neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, a long list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their quarter century of marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist stood up, walked around his desk and, asking the wife to stand, embraced her and kissed her passionately on the mouth.

The woman shut up and, in a daze, quietly sat down. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least seven times a week. Do you think you can do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, doc, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on the other days, I play golf."ο»Ώ
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Team Jesse Saaan... Jeana has quantity of Pranks but Jesse has quality of pranks... Best one is when Jesse pranks jeana on fake hair cut... #TEAMJESSE #Saaan ο»Ώ
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