Because, look, pinging someone’s cell phone is not cute. It’s not oh, look, he cares so much about me that he’s willing to invade my privacy just to figure out where I am, that’s so dreamy. NO. Pinging someone’s cell phone is wrong. Especially when that person has made it clear that she doesn’t want to talk to you, doesn’t want to see you and really, really doesn’t want to work for you.
And on that note, BUYING THE COMPANY where she works just so she ends up working for you anyway is just creepy, okay? I get that you probably thought it was romantic, and all that, but it wasn’t. It was borderline stalkerish. You’re a billionaire; don’t you have like advisers to tell you when you’re crossing the line? Because you should.
You weren’t even a bad boyfriend, Ray. You are not a bad person. You didn’t give off villain vibes from the start. You were introduced, we knew there was the possibility of a spinoff, and we wanted to like you. At least, I did. I tried very hard. I just couldn’t get over the Ray Palmerness of you.