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Incredible! Worth buying the water for
 
LOL all those memes. Best water commercial ever.
 
Actually its the fourth or the fifth one, but its first time in English. Btw its the best cure for hangover, at least cheapest one :)
 
This is very nice video i like it.
 
will never drink water again......
 
I just went out and got me some mineral water.
now to find me an electric eel.
 
"Be retarded as we are - drink Vytautas"
 
Actually its the fourth or the fifth one, but its first time in English. Btw its the best cure for hangover, at least cheapest one :)
 
lol you just gotta love this -- well done.
 
Well, a bit long for a commercial, but sort of phunny, and refreshingly un-PC. :)
 
he he...its all crap but irresistible ;)
have a look amigos !
 
What happens if you shower in it, i wonder ???. That is some crazy commercial !!!! .
 
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The Best Programmer
Jesus and Satan were having an argument as to who was the better programmer. This went on for a few hours until they agreed to hold a contest with God as the judge. They sat at their computers and began.

They typed furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up on the screen.

Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning struck, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power was restored, and God announced that the contest was over. He asked Satan to show what he had come up with. Satan was visibly upset, and cried, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out."

"Very well, then," God said, "Let us see if Jesus did any better."

Jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir poured forth from the speakers.

Satan was astonished. He stuttered, "But how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"

God chuckled. "Jesus Saves" he said.