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Not Jesus
6 months ago
What a great trip. Only about 35 minutes out of the great capital of Pyongyang, The meals were erratic at best and mediocre in taste (4, not 5 stars). It felt like it was always uncooked corn and brown rice. I don't know, I must be going crazy. I got my room key and as it turns out, it was a rat corpse~ The guards here are real jokers! One guy, 밥 존스, said that If I didn't confess my never ending love for the great leader, he'd kill my family. LOL! What a great guy. This woman in which I shared a room with, 탄압의 피해자, was actually shot because I was within 2 feet of her. Note to future visitors: They are strict with their gender separations. (Once again, FOUR out of 5 stars) The sleeping situation was awesome though- Really diverse! They actually managed to get bed bugs INSIDE OF the Concrete! What a delight. I don't know how they did it, but kudos to the staff! I would defenitley recommend the visit~ Great for the whole family. Defenitley the BEST weight loss camp on the Korean Peninsula! 4/5 all the way.
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MooresLaw I
a year ago
Firstly, I am not being told to post this under gunpoint. Finest gulag I have ever seen. The great and powerful leader Kim Jong Un took me there on his rodmancorn (A unicorn centuar pegasus Dennis Rodman), and gave me patented "Fair Trade True Korea better than imperialist pigs" dog meat. It was exquisite. A little stringy and perhaps a tad maggoty, but overall was a good meal. We saw as in the gulag... Sorry happy fun time party zone the political prisoners... I mean loyal and strong well fed true koreans dug their own graves... *whip crack* Ow! Sorry... danced to Kim Jong Un's latest album, MANDATORY. It goes something like "Ain't no party like a Pyongyang party because a Pyongyang party is ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY." The beds were great; I only found forty eight bedbugs! Overall, great food, great atmosphere, great leaders, and an amazing experience! Fun for the whole family, I loved it!
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Barton Junior
2 years ago
I was originally very skeptical of visiting this gulag, but after reading the outstanding reviews, I decided to visit. The guards are extremely friendly, the bathroom was clean, and the food was amazing! I got excellent service for my entire trip. The check-out process was a bit cumbersome but I attribute that to being a new location.
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Edward Fletcher
2 years ago
I cannot thank the Supreme Leader enough for my excellent stay. Many great improvements have been made since my last visit, during the previous Supreme Leader's reign, and I found the living quality to be far more unpleasant. The Eternal President would truly be proud of the misery and pain you helped cause me. I shall certainly be reporting back soon.
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Flamingsharkmingo
3 months ago
11/10 Glorious leader built this gulag with his bare hands.
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Chris Niemeyer
a year ago
Over all this Gulag was pretty good, the great leader did well. While it does not stand up against the holocaust camps its still a great vacation spot to chill out with my friendos. The guest server did not speak english though but after some hours of googling (before they shut down the power) I was able to find out what he was saying. (Something about staying away from the big fence or I get shot). But over all great experence the food was good. (Lots of rice though gets bland later). Any who thank you great leader I shall make sure to come back again with the whole family. Maybe I can finally whip my kids into shape with the training they have here.
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Elliot Stein
3 months ago
I have to say I'm very disappointed. This gulag certainly did not live up to the high expectations set by the brochure.
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Kylie Salmon
2 years ago
I couldn't believe that this was just a short 20 minute drive from the ancient unicorn lair site. I never realized that there was that much to do in North Korea! Next trip I'll have to try the baby back ribs; I hear they're finger licking good! Falls right off the bone!