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The Rules of Meat.
According to my
husband we need to follow a strict dietary regime. He decided he was
going to do steak for dinner, however we got bogged down in minutia when it was
discovered we neither had potatoes or enough salad items left to make a
salad.  I suggested ...
According to my husband we need to follow a strict dietary regime. He decided he was going to do steak for dinner, however we got bogged down in minutia when it was discovered we neither had potatoes or enough salad items ...
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Proof that my approach works. - Salad? "We don't need no STINKING salad!"

I get the steak, and if, and only if, there is the minute chance of having any room AFTER the steak is ALL gone, I might think of having a salad...
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And Happy "Dominion Day"...
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Aria E. Appleford Blogs:  The Truth About Yoga
http://ariaeappleford.com/2015/07/01/the-truth-about-yoga/ #Humour  #Funny
What everyone wishes someone had explained to them about Yoga class. Terms, poses, positions, what to expect . . . simply and beautifully explained.
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Choices of the Day.
We have dead bunnies
all over our yard. Well ... technically
... parts of dead bunnies. None of them were
boiled so I am satisfied the hubby has not been having an affair with some
psycho woman.  (yes yes, I know, he
married one ... go sit down at the back ...
We have dead bunnies all over our yard. Well ... technically ... parts of dead bunnies. None of them were boiled so I am satisfied the hubby has not been having an affair with some psycho woman.  (yes yes, I know, he ...
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Great start to the day!
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Yup that would go over with a real splash!  :-)
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Our Own Little World
We went through the
stage in school where it was cool to wear something that was your boy
friends.   One girl had her
boyfriend's school jacket, one wore his sweater.    Of course people wore rings and hats and
things like that ... my brother settled on wea...
We went through the stage in school where it was cool to wear something that was your boy friends.  One girl had her boyfriend's school jacket, one wore his sweater.   Of course people wore rings and hats and things like that...
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Now that's a plan!  :-)
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I agree.  I think sometimes it is easy to forget in this forum that people do not see your every interaction and so what seems a logical follow up to something gets lost in the virtual soup.  I wrote this article:  http://ariaeappleford.com/2015/06/27/aussies-and-canucks-are-racists/  addressing the very point you raise and I put up this poster because we all have our own "past" to deal with.  I am not American and so the whole debate over the Southern flag and the struggle of the slaves, is not a reality for me.  I don't know every little detail about the history, I have not lived it.  I deal more with the struggles of the first nations people and it is a horrific history regardless of the terms you use or the actual numbers.  I did not want to argue about them as much as I wanted to just say we have a horrific history - every one of us, of what we were willing to do to one another for power, for greed, for religion . . . maybe we need to collectively say enough and focus on now and moving on in a healing way.  I know that is simple and some would say foolish but so is arguing over the events and then attacking one another.   I care about what happened, I can't undo it.  I can't fix it.  But I can be different.  I can teach my kids to be different and if each group of people were to be open, that might happen.
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Very,very true!
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Some serious food for thought!
How do you change the way people think? You start by changing the words they use “If you don’t want a man unhappy politically, don’t give him two sides to a question to worry him; give him one. Better yet, give him none. Let him forget there is such a thing as war. If the …
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powerfully stated!
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Love it.
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Aria E. Appleford Blogs: Life With Warning Labels
 http://ariaeappleford.com/2015/06/29/life-with-warning-labels/ #HUmour #BadDay
Character Building days should come with a warning. Like no-one should ever have to wake up all alone and abandoned to one of those days ...
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Ah yes, many the days that were a powerful 'suck-fest'!
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GQ - Grand Poobah and Queen of the Universe AND Journalistic Reporter
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who is grown up? - in the real world - whatever - not going to do it - stop asking me - you still aren't even close - I can type forever you know
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you can reach me at work by standing in your cubicle and pushing your arm over the wall
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whacked .. just completely and totally whacked ... but in a really intelligent sort of way ...
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This looks suspiciously like a box and I refuse to climb in here!! 

 

Things I like to do:  I like to set up roadblocks at the end of my street and make the neighbours wait until I finish the body searches and then wave them through. I like it because I look really good in a fluoro vest.

 

I like to make up my own questions and answer them.  Don't prompt me with what to tell you ... Do I look like I need prompting?  I don't wanna be like everyone else.  I wanna be Me!   STOP "baaaing" at me - you look ridiculous in wool in this heat ...

 

OK so about me:   I am a spayed female (just so you know how responsible I am)who took my kindergarten teacher's promptings to heart when she said I was very bossy. My career path was chosen. I tell everyone what to do, how to do it, and when to do it. I tell complete strangers. I do drive-by tellings. I NEVER discriminate or withhold my telling from those that need it - even it they don't know how badly they need it. I tell them. I have taken to drinking when I tell so now the telling is both entertaining AND annoying. You can't beat that.

 

I am also the kid that was always waving their hand in the air with a million questions, even after the bell rang and everyone else wanted to go home. I wanted to know WHY we had to stop convincing the Grade 2's that they should swim across the slough at recess to try and escape.  I wanted to know WHY we had to put our name in the right hand corner and not the left.  I wanted to know what was wrong with me using the principals desk to glue on my sparkles to my Christmas card, when my desk was much too small.

 

This account is for the opinionated, involved, open minded, intelligent and slightly hysterically funny people who can talk and disagree without getting out trying to loop ropes around people's limbs and send the 4 horses of the apocalypse off riding in 4 different directions.  If you are just here for the naked pics, the fluffy kitties and recipes, you should just keep scrolling.  I am not the type of person you wanna add.  But, if you are looking for strange and scary . . . Come on in and join me.  I have cake.

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In grade 2 I spit further than Mary Ellingson
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