Things I like to do: I like to set up roadblocks at the end of my
street and make the neighbours wait until I finish the body searches and then
wave them through. I like it because I look really good in a fluoro vest.
I like to make up my
own questions and answer them. Don't
prompt me with what to tell you ... Do I look like I need prompting? I don't wanna be like everyone else. I wanna be Me! STOP "baaaing" at me - you look
ridiculous in wool in this heat ...
OK so about me:
I am a spayed female (just so you know how responsible I am) who
took my kindergarten teacher's promptings to heart when she said I was very
bossy. My career path was chosen. I tell everyone what to do, how to do it, and
when to do it. I tell complete strangers. I do drive-by tellings. I NEVER
discriminate or withhold my telling from those that need it - even if they
don't know how badly they need it. I tell them. I have taken to drinking when I
tell, so now the telling is both entertaining AND annoying. You can't beat that.
I am also the kid
that was always waving their hand in the air with a million questions, even
after the bell rang and everyone else wanted to go home. I wanted to know WHY
we had to stop convincing the Grade 2's that they should swim across the slough
at recess to try and escape. I wanted to
know WHY we had to put our name in the right hand corner and not the left. I wanted to know what was wrong with me using
the principals desk to glue on my sparkles to my Christmas card, when my desk
was much too small.
This account is for
the opinionated, involved, open minded, intelligent and slightly hysterically
funny people who can talk and disagree without getting trying to loop ropes
around people's limbs and send the 4 horses of the apocalypse riding off in 4
different directions. If you are just
here for the naked pics, the fluffy kitties and recipes, you should just keep
scrolling. I am not the type of person
you wanna add. But, if you are looking
for strange and scary . . . come on in and join me. I have cake.