Things I like to do: I like to set up roadblocks at the end of my street and make the neighbours wait until I finish the body searches and then wave them through. I like it because I look really good in a fluoro vest.
I like to make up my own questions and answer them. Don't prompt me with what to tell you ... Do I look like I need prompting? I don't wanna be like everyone else. I wanna be Me! STOP "baaaing" at me - you look ridiculous in wool in this heat ...
OK so about me: I am a spayed female (just so you know how responsible I am) who took my kindergarten teacher's promptings to heart when she said I was very bossy. My career path was chosen. I tell everyone what to do, how to do it, and when to do it. I tell complete strangers. I do drive-by tellings. I NEVER discriminate or withhold my telling from those that need it - even if they don't know how badly they need it. I tell them. I have taken to drinking when I tell, so now the telling is both entertaining AND annoying. You can't beat that.
I am also the kid that was always waving their hand in the air with a million questions, even after the bell rang and everyone else wanted to go home. I wanted to know WHY we had to stop convincing the Grade 2's that they should swim across the slough at recess to try and escape. I wanted to know WHY we had to put our name in the right hand corner and not the left. I wanted to know what was wrong with me using the principals desk to glue on my sparkles to my Christmas card, when my desk was much too small.
This account is for the opinionated, involved, open minded, intelligent and slightly hysterically funny people who can talk and disagree without getting trying to loop ropes around people's limbs and send the 4 horses of the apocalypse riding off in 4 different directions. If you are just here for the naked pics, the fluffy kitties and recipes, you should just keep scrolling. I am not the type of person you wanna add. But, if you are looking for strange and scary . . . come on in and join me. I have cake.
- I've been kicked out of them all
- Self EmployedSometimes Batman sometimes Janitorial Staff, present
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