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Laughter is the best medicine!
Laughter is the best medicine!

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"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."

Happy birthday to the legendary cigar-chomping performer -- George Burns!
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To one of The Original Kings of Comedy... happy birthday Broderick Stephen "Steve" Harvey!
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Happy birthday to Dustin Neil Diamond aka "Screech" on the hit show Saved By the Bell.
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"As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced."

Happy Birthday, Alan King!
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"Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them." ~ Dick Van Dyke

Happy birthday Dick!
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"I don't want to say I'm envious of any other woman's body. It's a bad myth to perpetuate. Women have enough trouble liking themselves." ~ Teri Garr

Happy birthday Teri!
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"This homeless guy asked me for money the other day. I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol. And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on. Why am I judging this poor bastard?"
~ Greg Giraldo

Happy Birthday Greg!
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Happy birthday to the "King of the Party Records" who gained notoriety with his raunchy nightclub acts during the 1950s and 1960s – Redd Foxx!
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"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not," "The devil made me do it" and "What you see is what you get" - just some of the trademark quips of Flip Wilson. Happy birthday Mr. Wilson!
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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

Happy birthday Woody!
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