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Rhyming With Wine (Rhyming with wine)
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A parenting blog with a rhyming twist!
A parenting blog with a rhyming twist!

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As soon as the first one pops out of your tum, The world wants to know when the next one will come!? ‘Who will she play with though each Christmas Day?’ And ‘Give her a playmate!’ the lovely folk say. But then once you’re seen with a bump AND a tot. The…
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We Need To Talk About the Conditions of my Imprisonment ...And Other Funny Parenting Stories

Hey. Frazzled parent. I’m talking to you. YOU: Stealth eating Smarties whilst hid in the loo. Yes you – that is always a teensy bit late, As you spin half the world and its chores on a plate. YOU: that scrolls Insta and lets out a sigh, Whilst secretly…
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  Hi! via GIPHY Thanks for popping by!  If you’re looking to link up with #DreamTeam please click here to link with Annette of 3 Little Buttons or Heather of Shank You Very Much.  Annette and Heather will be welcoming some brilliant new guest hosts over…
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Ode to being Perpetually Late...

You know that mum that stands in line at school quite perfectly? The one that’s there in loads of time? Yeah that one: That’s not me! I try my best each single day to make it there with ease. I’m out of bed at 6am precisely thank-you-please!? I start each…
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. “What day is it?” “It’s today,” squeaked Piglet. “My favorite day,” said Pooh. ― A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh People often ask me when I started writing poems, and the truth is I’ve written them for as long as I can remember. Before the blog my rhyming…
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The morning starts like any other. Sleeping school-girl, plus small brother. Uniform is freshly pressed. Ready for her to get dressed. Everything is still and calm, Until Skirt hears the school alarm. She pokes the others on their clip, And wriggles from…
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Happy Valentine’s week #DreamTeamers!  This week your hosts are Bridget of Bridie By The Sea,  Heather of Shank You Very Much and myself.  Hopefully you are all being made to feel very special this week?  I’m not really one for grand gestures, but the…
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Dear Offspring. I love you. Of that there’s no doubt. But you’ve learned a new skill and it’s making me shout. Along with your new-found vocabulary, You’ve developed a yearning to need stuff – from me! I’ve always been there to attend to your needs,…
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#HappyLittleButtons January Round-up - "Let There Be Light!"

It feels very late to say this, but as it’s our first round-up of 2018 there definitely needs to be a “Happy New Year”!  January is nearly ticked off the calendar already.  I don’t know about you but January is the one month of the year that I’m usually…
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If you ask any parent their idea of fun, It would most likely NOT be an icy school run. I peered through the window at seven this morning, The Arctic had landed. Without prior warning. The car was a snowball. The road looked like glass. The path had…
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