Computer: "Press 9 to not be contacted in the future. Press 4 to speak to someone about your mortgage issues"
TM: "Hello, are you having problems paying your mortgage?"
Me: "Hi, this is the IT department. We intercepted your call as we detected a problem with you phone and need to fix it."
TM: "Oh... ok, well what do we need to do?"
Me: "We're going to need to fix the settings by pressing 4-6-8 and * at the same time"
TM: "Ok, nothing happened."
<alright, so he's not using a Polycom>
Me: "Are you using the new Polycom phones that we deployed?"
TM: "No, it's a Yealink"
Me: "Ok, I see. You haven't had the new Polycom phone deployed to your desk yet. Let me check our technical documentations for the Yealink."
<did a quick Google search, "yealink phone factory reset">
Me: "Alright, do you see an "OK" button on your phone?"
TM: "Yes I do"
Me: "Alright, you're going to press and hold that button for 10 seconds."
TM: "OK, pressing it now"
Me: "Perfect, let me know if you get a password request"
TM: "OK, nothing has popped up ye-
That's right. I made a telemarketer unwittingly factory reset his phone which means he will be unable to make anymore calls until someone is able to reconfigure his phone and that will take at least an hour or longer if they can't do it right away!
Mich würde ja mal interessieren, ob die Verlage nach Übertragung ihrer Rechte an die VG Media noch die Möglichkeit haben, nur Google mit einer unentgeltlichen Lizenz zu versehen. Muss die VG Media diesen Tarif dann nicht auch allen anderen Interessierten anbieten? Das Argument, der Tarif sei nicht unentgeldlich, da sie einen Gegenwert in Besuchern erhalten, wird wohl kaum genannt werden. Damit entsprächen die Benutzer den 11% die von der VG Media gefordert werden.
#cassandra #spark #mongodb
If you are not a software developer, you should watch the first few minutes and the last five minutes. (Or watch it all if you want the full experience :)
I stumbled on this while doing some reading on ideas of current interest to me and I am so glad I did. I just kept finding myself thinking "Yes! This!" I believe I mentioned publicly somewhere recently that I had been reading an essay written in 1992 about the history of Smalltalk by one of its inventors; the number of tie-ins and call-backs between this presentation and that essay was pretty astounding. The message is there if we wish to hear it.
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