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Christopher Osburn
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Because of all the Christopher J. Osburns out there getting into legal problems (including killing people and dying and being busted for weed and disorderly conduct) I have come up with a Plan.

I will go out and buy a title of nobility.  I will cause my name to be legally changed to Lord Christopher Osburn.  And if anyone wants a piece of me after that, THEY CAN SWIM MY MOAT.

That is all.

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Booze.  Wonderful and dangerous.  Look what it wrought in these presents...

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finally a pen to match my primary flashlight!

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Fog. Galaxy Nexus camera pointed at blackness during heavy fog. Flash picture.
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PUBLIC DISCLOSURE:

In 2012, I gave rides to 29331 people.  (Yes, I counted them.)  In return, my fellow citizens paid me $19777.10 for my work.  The driving, not the counting.  You got that gratis.

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on 12/12/12, 12x12x12 things the Consumer Product Safety Commission wants to protect me from.  http://savemagnets.com/
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Unfollowed everyone I don't know personally.  Nothing personal.  Mostly this was because I just got a text message from my wife and some stranger's picture was attached.  This is Google's bug to fix, of course, but until/unless they do, it's too weird for me.  Have a good day!
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