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What I read
Words on a page before me lay A riddle before me lay Take words the and read The directions follawy And I will solve it    what can the blind see    but those with eyes cannot    The blind stumble and fall    in a world of sight.    The world deems them in ...

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Home Poem
An empty forest field Fresh with fragrant flowers and tall grass. A great bird lands like a shield, Surveying the great yield. An empty forest field Echoing with the work of iron clad animals, Erecting four walls with windows that enthralls, The frame set, ...

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HackLife #3
Go to bed wearing the next days clothes inside-out. This hack is incredible. It saves you one huge step in getting ready for the day. Instead of trying to figure out what you are going to wear, you are already wearing it. What about the wrinkles you may ask...

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Pun Battle
ou need a knuth-ought on this conversation These puns have so much volume, it's boyle-ing my blood under all the pressure I had the best pun-off with a friend over chat. Here it is Me: Stash tee should make a flavor of tea called candy so instead of having ...

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What is failure?
What is failure? is it the flower that fades or the unannounced army that raids the specter that huants success those who despise it despises them ... those who fear it it destroys Or is it the iron skeleton that success builds upon the refining fire the fo...

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Semi-trucks with pools.
Every semi-truck should have a pool on top. Because 1, it would reduce shipping costs,2 it would be a cheap option for travellers, and 3 wouldn't it be hilarious to be driving on the freeway and see some guy lounging in a tub on a semi-truck?

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A Heatfilled Valentines Day
I posted this last year, and I think that this is still hilarious The sweltering sun beat mercilessly down upon the inhabitants of  the Incan city. A casual observer would notice that the drab stone houses were devoid of their normal occupants. If that same...

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Three must see tips to ace every test
Tips on how to ace every test: #1 Always bring a coin. I cannot stress how important this is. If it is a true or false question and you have no idea, your best chance is to go with complete randomness. #2 The longer the answer the better. If there is a ques...

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Things I do not want to happen
I realized for the first time that I never want to see my grandparents again. This is because if I did that it would mean that their is a zombie apocalypse, because they are currently deceased. I sure hope my grandchildren do not see me when I die either! (...

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How to be the life of the party in a foreign country
If you are ever at a party where everyone else has formed groups and you are left out, what should you do? You should turn to the empty space next to you and start a conversation with you imaginary friend. It can be any topic you like and your imaginary fri...
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