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On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory will be off limits to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?"

One student raised his hand and asked, "How much for a season pass?"
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What are chu asking me?
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There is this third grade class with this kid named Rotten Reggie in it. One day, the teacher decides that she will ask the class one question every Friday and the student who gets it right can stay home from school on Monday. The whole class thinks this is a great idea -- especially Reggie. On the first Friday, the teacher asks the kids how many buckets of sand are in the deserts of Egypt. No one knows and the kids are very pissed off. The next Friday, the teacher asks who was the first sailor to sail arround the world. No one knows again. Rotten Reggie is getting real pissed off now, so he goes home and spray paints two golf balls black. The next Friday right when the teacher says it is time for the question, Reggie rolls the two balls to the front of the room. The teacher picks the balls up.
"All right, who is the comedian with two black balls?"
"Eddie Murphy! See ya on Tuesday!"
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XDDDDD
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Happy #caturday  everyone!! I could really go for some ramen right about now....
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ramen actually sounds amazing right now yo
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This is me


How about you
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Lol I'll cuddle with u happy
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Hey, can you make this into a Naruto and Fairy Tail RP?
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I guess so... But I am Naruto
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What about fucking Swedish Fish!!! IT IS FUCKING AMAZING!!
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Pewds!!
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What is your the best Anime you watch? 
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A virgin boy turns 18, and asks his dad for money to go to the whore house. His dad gives him 20 bucks and says, "Son, get it done. But one thing before you go, whatever you do, don't venture into Room 88." The kid agrees.
He gets to the whore house and says to the lady at the desk, "Hi, I would like to get a room."
She responds, "Sorry young man. The only room left is Room 88."
The kid, dripping with horniness, takes it despite his father's warning. When he gets up there, there is a hole in the wall. It says, "Insert cock here for pleasure." He walks over, sticks it in, and gets his c**k sucked for an hour and a half and explodes inside the mystery mouth hidden behind the wall.
He gets home and tells his dad he had his d**k sucked by a real pro in Room 88.
His dad turns deathly pale and cries, "Uh, oh. That was you?"
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XD
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I am bored
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Wats funny leo
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Pick which one... You are welcome everyone!! ^^
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Blue and gold, IDK some people see it
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I believe he can
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Deal with it betch! *fabulous voice*
Introduction
I am always bored and I love Naruto and Fairy Tail... There isn't much to say after that but I will put a little more because I FUCKING CAN! Anyways, I am basically a perv but if I try to flirt with chu then just take it as a joke unless I get a bit... "feely" meaning, if I start going a little overboard, just warn me and I will back off (most of the time) I am fucking addicted to flirting with girls and I love insane, crazy, evil, naughty... I am a logical thinking douchebag with a high, squeaky voice because apparently puberty wanted to start at my dick, not my voice but hey, I can't complain. I love making fan fictions (a little bit of smut, I like the dirty shit) but the way I scale manliness is how many girls you can get. On the internet, (if you don't know me irl) I am a pimp (meaning I get dem bitches, not that I own prostitutes) I RP as Naruto and I am a grammar Nazi. Usually I am depressed, always putting myself down and pressuring myself to be perfect. I have somehow convinced myself that my "friends" are really back-stabbing bitches who get close to me and then say something along the lines of "I hate you, I always have and I just wanted to make this evil plan to hurt you because you are a waste of space, piece of trash!" 
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I am the fucking Hokage!
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Go on missions with Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi...
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Too many things to explain...
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  • I take orders from no one
    Hokage, 2013 - present
    I am a fucking beast!
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Birthday
August 6, 1945
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Single
Other names
Naruto, Hokage, and Master